The Pitters' Place

Hello, I just popped in to tell you all that I ate more than 160 sandwiches today. Either 203 or 214 sandwiches were eaten by me. They were all the same sandwich. Well, not the same , but identical. Well, not identical , but of very, very similar composition. Beyond eating 309 sandwiches, I also cle...

Hello, I simply wanted to let you all know that I'm still selling potatoes. I have four left for sale, ideally to the same household so that they can stay together. I also have a turnip but he's not for sale. I don't know why I even brought him up, he's very private. Let's not talk about this anymor...

Terrible news, I too will miss our very own gun-toting, backwoods Randy Marsh. My thoughts, paltry and inconsequential as they are, are with his family and those of you who were especially close to him.

Hey! I'm considering taking up pistol shooting at the local gun club and am looking for some suggestions. Which kinds of shooting are the most fun, in your opinion? Which guns offer the best "bang for the buck" (literally)? In Sweden, the progression goes something like this: 1. You take a...

If I'm stronger than them, or they pinky-swear not to punch back, yes. Otherwise, no. My nose is valuable for me, it's where I store all my gold.

The closednessness made it pretty boring, TBH. Six people arguing about which Avengers movie sucks the least, it loses its appeal. Perhaps now would be the time to consider the larger, more open board we discussed years ago; with a "V.I.P" sub-section, of course. We were talking about how ...

Yeah, I remembered I had a user, but couldn't remember the details so I just regged a new one. Sucks about IMDb.

I have six potatoes for sale. Make your offers.