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by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:21 pm
Forum: General
Topic: 1 minute time machine
Replies: 76
Views: 11637

Re: 1 minute time machine

Dr_Liszt wrote:In a way he was coercing or manipulating a woman to have sex with him. It is a little predatory.
Coercing or manipulating? Which is it, because they're entirely different. There's no coercion involved.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat Jul 25, 2015 3:28 pm
Forum: General
Topic: 1 minute time machine
Replies: 76
Views: 11637

Re: 1 minute time machine

Scenario 1: You've got a one minute time machine. What use is that? Well, you can use it to quickly undo minor mistakes which occur in the moment. Scenario 2: You're talking to an attractive person. The idea of a romantic liaison with this attractive person is a pleasant one, so you do your best to ...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat Jul 25, 2015 1:22 pm
Forum: General
Topic: 1 minute time machine
Replies: 76
Views: 11637

Re: 1 minute time machine

How is that rapey?
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:31 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Happy birthday Gendo
Replies: 11
Views: 3216

Re: Happy birthday Gendo

by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:55 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Tay Tay vs Nicki
Replies: 18
Views: 4280

Re: Tay Tay vs Nicki

Oh Ed, you sweet, sweet, naive idiot. They're going to beat you down harder than Shane beat down Ed on the Walking Dead.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:43 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Tay Tay vs Nicki
Replies: 18
Views: 4280

Re: Tay Tay vs Nicki

You're just not down with the kids, Michael.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:54 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Tay Tay vs Nicki
Replies: 18
Views: 4280

Re: Tay Tay vs Nicki

Katy Perry has got involved and is trying to drag Ri Ri in. I swear to God, if Beyonce has to step in and sort this out there'll be hell to pay.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:07 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Tay Tay vs Nicki
Replies: 18
Views: 4280

Tay Tay vs Nicki

So we're back to hating Taylor Swift again? Man, I can't keep up with this shit.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:00 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I just just shot a fox out of a tree.
Replies: 13
Views: 2459

Re: I just just shot a fox out of a tree.

I look forward to the day when they legalise hunting Tories.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:54 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Is it fascist to think these ideas sucks?
Replies: 2
Views: 996

Re: Is it fascist to think these ideas sucks?

Not necessarily, but fascists would likely think those ideas sucked, yes.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:50 pm
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: The Walking Dead spoilers
Replies: 18
Views: 3801

Re: The Walking Dead spoilers

Why do you feel Rick is now a bad guy in people minds? I don't know about people's minds, I'm just talking about my perspective. It's one thing adapting to the fucked up world they live in, quite another to start conspiring with the crazy woman you kicked out of your group for being a psycho. I thi...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:53 am
Forum: General
Topic: Just finished a power hour
Replies: 11
Views: 2933

Re: Just finished a power hour

Blade Azaezel wrote:
Ptolemy_Banana wrote:What's a power hour?
Apparently it's drinking a shot of beer every minute for an hour. I, er, don't see the challenge.
Ah, I've done that. It's surprisingly effective given that you're not drinking that much. Also take into account that British shot measurements are tiny.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:46 am
Forum: General
Topic: What would you save if your house was on fire?
Replies: 48
Views: 6286

Re: What would you save if your house was on fire?

Blade Azaezel wrote:Also, as my designated only lady friend ever...[none]...another female was foolish enough to give me her phone number. How do I speak, what do I text, what is love? baby don't hurt me...
Dick pic.

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by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:56 am
Forum: General
Topic: Just finished a power hour
Replies: 11
Views: 2933

Re: Just finished a power hour

What's a power hour?
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:43 am
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: The Walking Dead spoilers
Replies: 18
Views: 3801

Re: The Walking Dead spoilers

I just hope they don't kill Glen.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:42 am
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: The Walking Dead spoilers
Replies: 18
Views: 3801

Re: The Walking Dead spoilers

I honestly have no idea where they'll take the show next. The last season has ended with Rick effectively the bad guy, conspiring with Carol who is even crazier and more dangerous than she was when he kicked her out of the prison. I suppose it will continue doing it's bizarre job of sucking and kick...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:33 pm
Forum: General
Topic: What would you save if your house was on fire?
Replies: 48
Views: 6286

Re: What would you save if your house was on fire?

aels wrote:
Blade Azaezel wrote:I'm also fairly certain (but not 100%) that aels has a dad [none]
Plot twist: I'm the only one who has ever seen him.
Maybe you are him. A girl's best friend is her father.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:30 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Resting heart rate
Replies: 24
Views: 5628

Re: Resting heart rate

Charlie, Tommy, Bobby...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:45 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Am I the only one who feels facebook texting is kind of impersonal
Replies: 18
Views: 4008

Re: Am I the only one who feels facebook texting is kind of impersonal

aels wrote:YOU'RE A MONSTER
That's what he likes shouted at him during the act.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:13 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Am I the only one who feels facebook texting is kind of impersonal
Replies: 18
Views: 4008

Re: Am I the only one who feels facebook texting is kind of impersonal

aels wrote:David Cameron's sex face is now in my imagination and I am not okay with this.
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by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:20 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So... Bernie Sanders
Replies: 57
Views: 8760

Re: So... Bernie Sanders

Derived Absurdity wrote:Is there a perception that I'm uncivil with everyone? I'd be willing to change if there is.
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by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:19 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Am I the only one who feels facebook texting is kind of impersonal
Replies: 18
Views: 4008

Re: Am I the only one who feels facebook texting is kind of impersonal

David Cameron doesn't want to read what I write in private messages because a lot of it is how much I fucking hate David Cameron. I beg to differ. As a member of the British ruling classes the only way David Cameron can achieve orgasm is to pop a tangerine in his mouth, have someone choke him and t...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:55 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Do you people feel uncomfortable..
Replies: 8
Views: 1998

Re: Do you people feel uncomfortable..

Also, what do you mean, 'you people'?
by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:38 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Do you people feel uncomfortable..
Replies: 8
Views: 1998

Re: Do you people feel uncomfortable..

No, but I do find it annoying when people are wearing bras/underwear during sex scenes. Who does that? If you don't want to show nudity just have the camera pan away to the sound of a wailing saxophone.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:28 pm
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: Suicide Squad trailer
Replies: 31
Views: 6236

Re: Suicide Squad trailer

This trailer has actually made me interested in this film, which I wasn't before. The only part I'm not sure about is the Joker, but you never know. I do worry with all these DC films that they will be too long, take themselves too seriously and not have the writing/directing talent to take advantag...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:09 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: USA USA USA
Replies: 16
Views: 3836

Re: USA USA USA

Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:I was only kidding when I sad no one cares about women's sports. I thought for sure the soccer fans of the board would be out in full force.
Hah, it's hard to quantify how little the vast majority of football fans care about women's football.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:54 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Am I the only one who feels facebook texting is kind of impersonal
Replies: 18
Views: 4008

Re: Am I the only one who feels facebook texting is kind of impersonal

I think the fact that 99% of your Facebook friends are people that you hate explains a lot of things. [biggrin]
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:55 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Uggghh... more gay marriage waaahhh:
Replies: 11
Views: 2839

Re: Uggghh... more gay marriage waaahhh:

Someone's sexuality means nearly nothing to me, but I enjoy a certain level of modesty. I don't necessarily want naked people running down the street. Now, this photo is nothing I would ever complain about (it's just a kid), but the general concept of adults running around in a Speed-o covered in g...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:03 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Margaret Thatcher
Replies: 7
Views: 1856

Re: Margaret Thatcher

by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:00 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greece votes "No"
Replies: 82
Views: 9589

Re: Greece votes "No"

I don't believe that. I have read everything I can get my greedy little paws onto about him, his history, and his plans as POTUS and he represents almost everything I have ever cared about. He's not all talking points and vague promises, his past actions give weight to his promises on the future. F...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:54 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greece votes "No"
Replies: 82
Views: 9589

Re: Greece votes "No"

I never said Agriculture would fail without illegals You can't even maintain your agriculture without illegal immigration. This is far too reminiscent of the time that Ada claimed Alan Turing took the credit for other people's work and then in the very next post said she never claimed Turing took t...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:22 pm
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: Genisys
Replies: 17
Views: 4008

Re: Genisys

Also, what's this about Doctor Who playing John Connor? The cast list has Matt Smith playing a character named Alex. Is this some big reveal during the movie? Was he rumoured to be playing John Connor? Jason Clarke was revealed as John Connor in the second trailer. Smith has a fairly small but fair...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:20 pm
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: Genisys
Replies: 17
Views: 4008

Re: Genisys

Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:Sam Worthington still finds work? I hadn't heard anything from him since the dreadful "X of the Titans" remake/reboot franchise.
He's got three Avatar sequels in the works. They're kind of a big deal. On the other hand, he's also starring in the film adaptation of The Shack.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:19 pm
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: Genisys
Replies: 17
Views: 4008

Re: Genisys

Saw this on Sunday and I didn't hate it. It's really not very good and there where a couple of times where I was genuinely annoyed at the stupidity that was onscreen. There's a moment where Kyle Reese says that thinking about time-travel makes your head hurt and I think he was voicing the actual tho...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:19 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Please read this
Replies: 51
Views: 7215

Re: Please read this

You're blowin' up.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greece votes "No"
Replies: 82
Views: 9589

Re: Greece votes "No"

From Popbitch: The clearest bit of post-referendum political analysis to come out of Greece arrived via BuzzFeed this week. Yes-voter Costis Zombanakis, ("Harvard-educated millionaire businessman and basketball impresario") explained the critical tactical flaw in the Yes campaign as follow...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:13 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greece votes "No"
Replies: 82
Views: 9589

Re: Greece votes "No"

What should we call 'Liszting'?
by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:36 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greece votes "No"
Replies: 82
Views: 9589

Re: Greece votes "No"

They're not asking for lots of money, they're asking for a workable solution. The one tabled by the troika at the moment is not workable. Their economy has shrunk 25% as a result of the austerity measures already imposed. If the rest of the EU want the Greeks to stay in the Eurozone then they need t...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:23 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greece votes "No"
Replies: 82
Views: 9589

Re: Greece votes "No"

To be honest I think rejecting the bail-out was the best thing for them. The repayment terms outlined involve their economy growing over the next few years at a fast rate than it ever has. This is supposed to happen while economy-shrinking austerity is being imposed on them?
by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:07 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Please read this
Replies: 51
Views: 7215

Re: Please read this

I dislike your premise but admire your moxie. That said, I can't believe nobody spotted the sentence ended with a preposition. I assume you mean this: These are not the type of Christian values that I believe in. Actually I had no idea whether there were any sentences ended with prepositions, I sai...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:55 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Please read this
Replies: 51
Views: 7215

Re: Please read this

I dislike (some of) your premise but admire your moxie. That said, I can't believe nobody spotted the sentence ended with a preposition.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:31 am
Forum: General
Topic: bullshit propaganda! 1 minute silence today
Replies: 9
Views: 2560

Re: bullshit propaganda! 1 minute silence today

Anakin McFly wrote:As Liszt said
As IslandMur said...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:38 pm
Forum: General
Topic: bullshit propaganda! 1 minute silence today
Replies: 9
Views: 2560

Re: bullshit propaganda! 1 minute silence today

We observed a minute's silence for the 3 Irish victims, as well as all the others who were murdered. I'm not sure how that can be linked to stirring up anti-muslim feeling or nationalism. I am sure the Germans paid their respects to those people who died in the plane crash, the Nepalese for the eart...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:11 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Piece of shit cardinal is a piece of shit
Replies: 3
Views: 1469

Re: Piece of shit cardinal is a piece of shit

Pope Bucky wrote:Our intelligence is limited, but our ignorance knows no limits.
Put that in Latin and it could be the church's motto.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:15 pm
Forum: Literature
Topic: Grey
Replies: 14
Views: 4410

Re: Grey

wtf is this book http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/i-read-the-new-50-shades-book-and-it-is-absolutely-batshit#.enlkOK7P5R I like the way Anastasia Steele's continuous references to her 'inner goddess' are replaced by Christian Grey continually referring to his cock. My cock is indifferent to the ...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:12 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Piece of shit cardinal is a piece of shit
Replies: 3
Views: 1469

Piece of shit cardinal is a piece of shit

http://churchandstate.org.uk/2014/10/ca ... e-present/

Can you imagine being a cardinal in the fucking Catholic Church and having the nerve to say gay couples should be kept away from kids?
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:44 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Willful ignorance
Replies: 22
Views: 4326

Re: Willful ignorance

Pope Bucky wrote:Does she ever say what he does look like if not white?
Looks like she deleted her Twitter account and is laying low after the predictable onslaught of ridicule. Maybe she'll explain herself when she gets a job on Fox News.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Jun 21, 2015 8:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So here's the deal. My graduation day is going to cause some drama.
Replies: 15
Views: 3178

Re: So here's the deal. My graduation day is going to cause some drama.

So basically this thread was all about nothing. [none] No. The thing hasn't happened yet. My dad is going to be pissed and both my grandmas are going to think God is going to somehow punish me or curse my thesis and if something goes wrong is because I didn't write God in a piece of paper. So basic...