The Pitters' Place

You just need to get writing on that steam punk novel and become a famous shut in author.

I'm one step away from being able to blow shit up. Unfortunately, C3 is just some Canadian software that allows suppliers to book their stock in electronically, rather than sending in a shitload of booking forms that we have to print off. Huzzah...???

thank ye kind maiden. Ooh, I feel I should mention at this juncture, I have been given a new role at work titled 'C3 Champion'. I asked if I got to wear a sword and shield and attend jousting competitions. My manager was not impressed. Boo!

Well I won't be back that much. I've got a shittonne of dvds to catch up on and I bought Total War: Attila, so I will be on Steam a lot...ignoring you

And there was great rejoicing in the village! I finished mah bewks. With a grand total of 837,000 words I am hereby done! and very tired, and also kinda sad.

Writing 6 novels. I just finished novel 6 about ten minutes ago. you should be grateful I even bothered to grace you with my presence. It's 00:32 and I am fucking knackered

Not sure Venezuela can be considered a state

sonofabitch!