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Update: Lol absolute poker has decided to give me my $200 back almost a decade later. Quick shout out to this thread because I wouldn't have even thought to file for it if not for this convo. Also, any guesses as to why I seem to find more consistent, steady success in NL cash games when I don't bu...

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But...but...Obama.

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Did that main character at least get to speak this time?

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..."science-based", "evidence-based", "fetus" and "diversity" via an order by the Trump administration, all according to a Washington Post report so I'm sure it's FAKE NEWS. Does anybody need to see a list of the Fourteen Characteristics of Fascism? Because th...

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Well, he is right about Don Lemon.

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Christmas music should only be allowed from 6 AM to 2 PM on Christmas Day with a fee of $10 for each song played.

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Hillary should not be locked up, she should be executed.

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https://sports.yahoo.com/report-marshall-faulk-donovan-mcnabb-heath-evans-named-sexual-harassment-suit-nfl-network-045542744.html The comments, for fuck's sake what is wrong with people? "Innocent until proven guilty" is a goddamned legal concept, not a social concept. It doesn't say &quo...

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"We're not anti-Semitic, one of our lawyers is a Jew."

Yes, this is the 21st century and this happened.

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Cats are gay.

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Common usage is for suckers.

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But modern-day bullets have the gunpowder built in, right? Assuming that by "bullet" we are including the casing. So sulfur would be an ingredient in bullets. That's a cartridge. Modern metallic cartridges have four components: the powder (now smokeless powder instead of actual gunpowder)...

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Anakin McFly wrote:It's sulfur + steel to craft bullets.

The game also lets you make spears from teeth.

The first sentence - stupid beyond belief. The second sentence - awesome enough to make up for the first.

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Anakin McFly wrote:Haha yeah, same here. I ended it too quick.
Sulfur lets you make bullets!

Well that's dumb. You can't make bullets from sulfur. You use sulfur as one of the ingredients for gunpowder which lets you fire the bullets. This game must have been developed by Democrats.

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That time the President retweeted videos made by a British Nazi - wild times.

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http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/dogs-sm ... d=51481778

Be honest, nobody is surprised. Granted, the cats still don't care.

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aels wrote:My aunt is like that. I love her so it's hard to find a kind way of saying 'SNOPES, jesus look it up on snopes first'

Snopes is part of the conspiracy.

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Derived Absurdity wrote:None. I have given up on the idea that anyone actually knows or can estimate how many people socialist states have killed.

They killed everybody. Our existence is a computerized simulation of a species and planet that have been dead for billions of years. Thanks Obama.

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I think it means I want to watch my younger sister pilot a starship and drink a lot. I've done one of those two things often.

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So, I've found this lady attractive for whatever reason ever since I first saw her in Battlestar Galactica. I've also spent years knowing she reminds me of someone but not being able to figure out who that person is. Well today, while watching the new season of Longmire I finally figured it out main...

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He meant bears.

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I am the Illuminati.

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BruceSmith78 wrote:Beans are the best protein source. And meat. Meat and beans. And milk. Meat, beans, and milk are the best protein sources.

Yes, feeding beans to the livestock is the correct approach. Well done! Really, I mean WELL DONE.

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Thanks. I did a mental inventory of most of my meals and realised the average dish has just a spoonful of meat or a couple pathetic shrimps. I eat steak maybe once or twice a year, with the occasional cheeseburger, plus I don't use much dairy due to mild lactose intolerance; trying to find vegan al...

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https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100012530264327&fref=ufi For those of you who don't have Facebook I'm going to quote a few of his genius statements below, but this guy called me a socially unaware and backwards hick. Okay, okay, I may be a socially unaware and backards hick but I don't ...

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OpiateOfTheMasses wrote:I got Joseph Stalin. Do I win a prize for being the biggest mass murderer so far?

Did you know he's the same person as Karl Marx?

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Well this sucks. I've been saying for a few years that nobody on The Walking Dead has any acting talent and they keep proving it.

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that Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin were two different people. Yes, this happened. In fact it's still going on. I love the internet.

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The first sentence of phe de's post is 100% gold. You can mint that stuff. Anyway, the best use for vegans is hog feed. You don't want to raise your own vegans to feed to your hogs because second law of thermodynamics, but if you find some vegans growing naturally [none] then feeding them to the hog...

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It made it to YouTube (of course). [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuP6pbgscJU&lc=z23yx5v5vxnpwz4emacdp4345omtb1piwu54l4abskdw03c010c.1511583146569550[/youtube] That particular channel posts all kinds of this ridiculous idiocy. My greatest regret is I will not live long enough to insult...

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BruceSmith78 wrote:I got Bill Clinton.

I always knew you were the most evil person on this board.

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Derived Absurdity wrote:I got Bin Laden, so I guess I'm safe

It looks like we have a few dead bodies to drop in the ocean.

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Boomer wrote:I got Putin, does this mean I'm bffs with the trumpster now?

BIGLY!!!

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Albert Speer. LOL, I'm secretly a Nazi.

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"I don't believe in science." He'll be a Trump appointee to head NASA or the Smithsonian soon.

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I'll probably just do some skeet shooting this weekend. But those damn clay pigeons never do taste as good as turkey.

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...the following website exists and it is not a parody:

https://biblicalgenderroles.com/biblical-gender-roles/

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Read the comments then after each comment remind yourself "that person is allowed to vote".

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Yeah, I'm on Trump's side unless it's a basketball game because nobody would bet against Ball, the man who could easily beat Michael Jordan 1 on 1.

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aels wrote:14% masculine, 53% feminine. I'm assuming that 14% is because I like cursing and also fighting everyone.

That means you're a true lady.

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Bunch of damn sissies.

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Cassius Clay wrote:Interesting to hear that black wrestlers were not even allowed to be heels in the really early days. That's way before my time.

Get off my lawn!

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I still laugh at the time she was reading a speech off of a teleprompter and when she got to the part that was telling her to sigh, she actually said the word sigh. Fun times.

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Just to steer this thread back to something vaguely related to politics, and because this has been bugging me for a while now... Wtf is up with all the Hillary fanatics on Twitter all of a sudden? Like, it's well beyond insane at this point. Have you people noticed any of this? What is even going o...

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Monk wrote:I've never been able to get through a program. I always found them so annoying. Now I know that they're also crazy.

Whoa! An on topic post, that's unexpected.

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Isn't there a term for people who are attracted to adolescents? I feel like there is an I can't remember. Hebephilia. I personally don't have a problem with people using pedophilia in the generic sense to mean attraction to anyone below the age of consent but if the discussion requires exactness th...

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I start the best threads. Have you seen this? Amazing! #covfefe

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Just a word from someone who was a huge wrestling fan up until the mid to late 80s when Vince McMahon destroyed everything good about the "sport" by succeeding in taking it corporate - the stereotypical black wrestlers as the bad guys is a definite thing, especially in the last 25 to 30 ye...

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I also don't think JFK conspiracies and birther conspiracies are in any way analogous. A complete lack of evidence is a complete lack of evidence. Also, Trump supporters are trying to give the Orange Haze credit for releasing classified documents about the JFK assassination. Trump had nothing to do...

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I have a love-hate relationship with TYT, I love to hate these arrogant asshats. I actually enjoy watching Jimmy Dore's own show where he's away from the other TYT asshats because I agree with a lot of what he says, which means he's right in a lot of what he says. But every single one of these fucke...

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