The Pitters' Place

What's my problem?

Given: a = b

ab = b^2
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
a(b - a) = (b + a)(b - a)
a = b + a
a = a + a
a = 2a
1 = 2

Decades ago, I was told I looked like a young Max von Sydow, but I don't have his European demeanor or accent. More recently, I was told I resembled Michael Cudlitz.

That being said, I'd probably get the lab geek roles, but would prefer to get the evil genius roles.

I was at a club in a Vegas casino. I went to the men's room and the urinals were along a chest high wall. The other side of the wall was a section of the women's room, I think the sinks or the walkway in. I stood there, taking my piss, and making and responding to quick comments from the ladies.

Dr_Liszt wrote:Who cares what that Calvinist Gendo thinks anyway?

Mrs Gendo.

Even then, not so much.

I watch it. Ahsoka was a pleasant surprise. It will be interesting to see How she and Vader interact.

I leave the first night because my survival trait (owning guns) is stronger than having blue eyes (a trait I also possess).

Nyah!

I'm having a logic issue with the solution provided on xkcd. On day 99, all the blue eyed people see 99 other blue eyed people. They have no way of knowing if those 99 are it or if they are #100. No one leaves because they don't know. On day 100, they still don't know whether the 99 are it or if the...

The riddle, as worded, contradicts itself. It says all the islanders know the rules in the following paragraph. 100 blue eyes and 100 brown eyes but then claims that for all they know it could be 101 and 99. Which is it? Do they know it's 100 and 100 or could it be something else. I have issues with...

Gypsy-Vanner wrote:I'm busy doing 4 jobs at the moment. I even forget to go potty at times. My work is taking advantage of me. I'm tired. Bring me a beer woman!

I like beer women.

If you want to drop weight start running. Apparently is what's cool these days and it does work. Of course I will never do that because I'm not a wannabe cool girl (I'm a natural cool girl [wink]) and besides I'm already thin so fuck running. I like fuck running. It can take a while to coordinate t...

...but his boyfriend is.

Did a non-white person have the nerve to start a thread?

Plus, I think she (SHE!!!) isn't American!

What's the world coming to?

aels wrote:Please note that the graph is measured in units of Vegasness, where each unit of Vegas represents a colossal thundercunt.

Vegas needs to be invited here just to see this comment.

I <3 u, Aels.

With the current weather, I can walk on water.

FYI: ducks on ice is a funny thing.

"If they hadn't published the cartoon, they would be alive today."

"If they hadn't been free, they would be alive today."

No one has the right to not be offended. No one has the right to expect no one to be offended by what they say.

too lazy

I got it. Nice, but I'm a sucker for solo piano pieces. Eight years of lessons in a previous life can do that.

I'm a White Russian (Tsarist blood). Is that white enough?

Where da white wimmin at?