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by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun May 24, 2015 5:56 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Ogre journalist, Skip Bayless, complains about Curry's daughter
Replies: 7
Views: 2224

Re: Ogre journalist, Skip Bayless, complains about Curry's daughter

Journalists take themselves so seriously when most of what they do is inconsequential. You're neither Woodward nor Bernstein, Skip Bayless. This guy actually thinks a post-game press conference is important, and that players should agree? It's nothing but an obligation to them, a bone thrown to the ...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun May 24, 2015 3:56 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I woke up this morning in a better country
Replies: 5
Views: 1777

Re: I woke up this morning in a better country

I should have titled this thread "I woke up this morning in a better country than yours".
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun May 24, 2015 3:25 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I woke up this morning in a better country
Replies: 5
Views: 1777

Re: I woke up this morning in a better country

Agreed, and I think anyone who voted yes would agree that the natural rights of the minority should not be at the whim of the majority. But we're dealing with statutory rights here, an amendment to our constitution, and that requires a referendum in this country.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun May 24, 2015 2:04 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Duggars are the shitshow that keeps giving
Replies: 9
Views: 2923

Re: The Duggars are the shitshow that keeps giving

CashRules wrote:Best quote about this so far:
2014: Michelle Duggar campaigns against rights for transgendered people in Arkansas by claiming they are sexual predators who are after your daughters.

2015: Irony and Karma get married.
As long as they didn't get gay-married.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun May 24, 2015 2:00 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I woke up this morning in a better country
Replies: 5
Views: 1777

I woke up this morning in a better country

Yesterday Ireland became the first country to bring in marriage equality through a popular vote, as opposed to direct legislation or judicial rulings. Almost a century ago Ireland threw off the shackles of British imperialism only to effectively hand power over to the Catholic Church. This genuinely...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue May 19, 2015 6:49 pm
Forum: Travel
Topic: Friendly tips for visiting VA
Replies: 4
Views: 4692

Re: Friendly tips for visiting VA

People do need to be reminded of their good fortune from time to time, it's true.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat May 09, 2015 1:03 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So this just happened
Replies: 15
Views: 3661

Re: So this just happened

The thing about the Babadook is not only is it properly scary, it also really brings home the genuine horrors facing an over-stressed single-mother dealing with a disturbed child. Good times!
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri May 08, 2015 9:46 pm
Forum: General
Topic: UK Election
Replies: 84
Views: 12763

Re: UK Election

I think it shows how broken FPTP is also. It works when you have two main parties, but it's kinda unfair otherwise. I mean, the SNP got 5% of the vote. They have 56 seats. The Lib Dems got 8% of the vote. They currently have 8 seats. This election has convinced me we need a new voting system. Not t...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri May 08, 2015 9:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: UK Election
Replies: 84
Views: 12763

Re: UK Election

Whitey wrote:I'm wondering how it's happened though. I thought the Conservatives/Labour were neck and neck going into it, according to the polls.
There are a lot of people who are too embarassed to tell even a perfect stranger that they're voting Conservative, but who voted Conservative.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri May 08, 2015 9:40 pm
Forum: General
Topic: UK Election
Replies: 84
Views: 12763

Re: UK Election

Hey, at least Nigel Farage didn't get elected. Also, Paddy Ashdown said he'd publicly eat his hat if an exit poll turned out to be correct, which it did. Given his history as an SBS officer I think he'll manage it without difficulty, and then be made a duke or something.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu May 07, 2015 7:34 pm
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: RIP Nigel Terry
Replies: 2
Views: 1091

Re: RIP Nigel Terry

Second best. The best died in 1989.



Still, he will be missed.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu May 07, 2015 7:26 pm
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: Finally saw Man of Steel; I'm now a little less excited about Batman v Superman
Replies: 18
Views: 4197

Re: Finally saw Man of Steel; I'm now a little less excited about Batman v Superman

Zack Snyder is the reason I have pretty low expectations of the whole DC attempt to do what Marvel have done. Snyder started off with a pretty good remake of Dawn of the Dead but has been going steadily downhill since then to the point where he is pretty much a watchword for directorial mediocrity, ...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu May 07, 2015 7:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: UK Election
Replies: 84
Views: 12763

Re: UK Election

Good man. If you're a dickhead, it's for reasons other than your vote.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Thu May 07, 2015 7:03 pm
Forum: General
Topic: UK Election
Replies: 84
Views: 12763

UK Election

A friend of mine put it best on facebook yesterday:

"Right, I know everyone's entitled to their political opinions etc. but if you vote Tory or UKIP tomorrow, you are a fucking dickhead. Simple as. "
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun May 03, 2015 4:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: And now for something completely different
Replies: 11
Views: 2671

Re: And now for something completely different

Time for a gratuitous dick-pic.

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by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun May 03, 2015 4:05 pm
Forum: General
Topic: And now for something completely different
Replies: 11
Views: 2671

Re: And now for something completely different

aels wrote:
Ptolemy_Banana wrote:How big is the python?
Heh.
Heh indeed.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat May 02, 2015 11:40 am
Forum: General
Topic: And now for something completely different
Replies: 11
Views: 2671

Re: And now for something completely different

Very cool. How big is the python?
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat May 02, 2015 10:31 am
Forum: General
Topic: You guys have no idea how much I hate my life right now
Replies: 3
Views: 1122

Re: You guys have no idea how much I hate my life right now

sikax wrote:Whitey is the problem.
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by Ptolemy_Banana
Sat May 02, 2015 10:16 am
Forum: General
Topic: Happy birthday Whitey
Replies: 8
Views: 2444

Re: Happy birthday Whitey

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by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:43 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: I like to party
Replies: 1
Views: 1105

I like to party

Everybody does.

by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:24 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Aels, don't watch this
Replies: 24
Views: 4776

Re: Aels, don't watch this

I got as far as "stereotypes exist for a reason".
by Ptolemy_Banana
Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:22 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I sort of like Jon Stewart now
Replies: 1
Views: 1115

Re: I sort of like Jon Stewart now

Of all the great things he's done, this is the latest.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:40 pm
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: Best prayer in a movie.
Replies: 13
Views: 3501

Re: Best prayer in a movie.

by Ptolemy_Banana
Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:33 pm
Forum: Movies & Television
Topic: Noah
Replies: 7
Views: 2531

Re: Noah

It's fairly off its tits, this is true. Giant rock-monsters.

Also, Ray Winstone.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:29 pm
Forum: Meta Discussion
Topic: New theme
Replies: 8
Views: 3689

Re: New theme

Ok, that new theme is awful. It's the same damn colours my company likes to use for its software, so that might be influencing my opinion.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:26 pm
Forum: Meta Discussion
Topic: New theme
Replies: 8
Views: 3689

Re: New theme

Gendo wrote:I was board
Now there's a Freudian-slip.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:10 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Ummm....is that you, Bane?
Replies: 7
Views: 2242

Re: Ummm....is that you, Bane?

If only we could all be so eloquent during our drunken arrests.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

I'm drunk and wanted to kick a dead horse, but I forgot what I wanted to say here. I know I was gonna apologize to Taboo for misunderstanding his joke. I took exception to him telling me how I should have understood his joke, but I was just being petty. Sorry Taboo. Apology accepted and I in turn a...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:31 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

As for the Greeks, well, they invented gayness.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:00 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

Of course, how could I possibly have misunderstood your intent? Why would anyone think you might be implying that the French attitude is something to be ridiculed? I don't know why anyone would think that, unless they ignored the context of the conversation where I was making fun of Azzy and the En...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:34 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

Blade Azaezel wrote:Also, Giancarlo_carini. He took every loss Italy's soccer team had as a personal insult.
Actually Italy won, it was the 2006 World Cup. He went nuclear because some people suggested that France had been the better team and were unlucky to lose. Typical Italian really.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:23 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

BruceSmith78 wrote:By saying he has a French attitude, which implies a French attitude is a thing to be ridiculed. Maybe that's not what you meant, but it's how I understood it.
You should have understood it as a joke between friends, playing on the traditional English disdain for all things French.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:49 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hi, it's me Emsby!
Replies: 12
Views: 4408

Re: Hi, it's me Emsby!

Now all we need is Jared and we're golden.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:29 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

I'm making fun of the English and Azzy in particular.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:10 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Student Accused of Rape By 'Mattress Girl' Sues Columbia U., Publishes Dozens of Damning Texts
Replies: 3
Views: 1636

Re: Student Accused of Rape By 'Mattress Girl' Sues Columbia U., Publishes Dozens of Damning Texts

So rape certainly isn't something I've ever had to deal with personally, but I can imagine that a victim doesn't always know how to react after being raped. Especially given that the two of them were very close prior to the incident - he wasn't some guy she just met the day of the raping. The idea ...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:55 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Is this supposed to be feminism?
Replies: 36
Views: 6225

Re: Is this supposed to be feminism?

Remember how we all speculated on what Gendo's wedding night would be like?

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by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:57 am
Forum: General
Topic: Somebody say something wrong
Replies: 16
Views: 4067

Re: Somebody say something wrong

Especially when one of them has already proven himself to be a terrible Prime Minister.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:52 am
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

Only caring about winning when it matters is a shockingly French attitude.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:09 am
Forum: Literature
Topic: The Morningstar Strain
Replies: 4
Views: 2109

Re: The Morningstar Strain

Never heard of them. Are they good?
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:06 am
Forum: Literature
Topic: Consumed, by David Cronenberg
Replies: 1
Views: 1439

Re: Consumed, by David Cronenberg

"Consumed by David Cronenberg" would be a good name for a horrifying food-blog.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:03 am
Forum: Religion & Spirituality
Topic: Eye-opening article on atheism/non-belief in the Arab world
Replies: 1
Views: 1747

Eye-opening article on atheism/non-belief in the Arab world

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/121559/rise-arab-atheists?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email It's long, longer than one of DA's posts, but worth the read, giving a perspective on belief and non-belief in the Middle-East and north Africa that we practically never get to see through western media.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:56 am
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

Blade Azaezel wrote:Yeah we may have spent the first 1,000 years of A.D. getting our asses handed to us by the Romans, Saxons, Vikings and Normans, but we spend the second 1,000 years ruling the world [biggrin]
Whitewashing of history! You spent the majority of that second thousand years losing wars to the French.
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:55 am
Forum: General
Topic: So, Nigel Farage
Replies: 159
Views: 19728

Re: So, Nigel Farage

[quote="Dr_Liszt"]No. Before it was "ok." At least people did something. [quote]

Does it really count as your country before your people arrived?
by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:46 am
Forum: General
Topic: A colleague of my girlfriend's was killed in a murder-suicide yesterday
Replies: 7
Views: 2163

Re: A colleague of my girlfriend's was killed in a murder-suicide yesterday

Cassius Clay wrote:But It's worse than we thought because she'll need physical therapy on her hand.
I wonder what that will involve.

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by Ptolemy_Banana
Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:39 am
Forum: General
Topic: Somebody say something wrong
Replies: 16
Views: 4067

Re: Somebody say something wrong

I'm almost glad I'm in a safe seat, it means that I don't actually have to make a difficult decision over who to vote for, my vote is useless as it will never be for Labour and I live in a very safe labour seat. I simply won't vote or I'll vote for someone not UKIP/Labour. Why will you never vote f...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Is this supposed to be feminism?
Replies: 36
Views: 6225

Re: Is this supposed to be feminism?

The message I get from that video is that violence towards women, slut-shaming, internalised-misogyny and objectification of women all contribute to rape culture, therefore contributing towards actual instances of rape. I seriously doubt that the narrator's point is to suggest that witnessing rando...
by Ptolemy_Banana
Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:08 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Is this supposed to be feminism?
Replies: 36
Views: 6225

Re: Is this supposed to be feminism?

The message I get from that video is that violence towards women, slut-shaming, internalised-misogyny and objectification of women all contribute to rape culture, therefore contributing towards actual instances of rape. I seriously doubt that the narrator's point is to suggest that witnessing rando...