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The same thing happens in ultra-Conservative Nashville with young women trying to make it as country music singers. So it's bullshit to try to make this about "them liberal perverts".

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More are telling their stories every day. This sick fuck needs to be locked away but nothing will ever happen to him except his friends will continue to pretend how shocked they are and avoid him for a few years. Yes, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are horribly shocked about something they knew about th...

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Anakin McFly wrote:How many lesbians do you have, exactly?

Three permanent, three or four more I can borrow if I need to.

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Find out his address and I'll send three or four lesbians to do a drive-by.

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"I talked to the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands."

I actually don't doubt this one and it explains, well...everything.

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Puerto Ricans are lucky they didn't suffer a real catastrophe. Is there really nobody close to this imbecile who can tell him to just shut the fuck up sometimes?

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Boomer wrote:Word is he's still alive, but things aren't looking good. He has a DNR order and isn't expected to last the day.

Hmm, Rolling Stone already reported that he died.

And...they've already changed the article.

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Damn.

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The first mass shooting to involve automatic weapons. The shooter was 64 years old and had no criminal record. With little information available at the moment the internet is full of people placing blame on everybody from Trump supporters to Trump haters, from Christians to Muslims. Of course Hillar...

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Hillary wants to be sure Bernie doesn't try giving away any free ponies. Kamala Harris IS Hillary Clinton. They are the same damn person. We live in a country where not only do center-right politicians (most Democrats) get referred to as liberal while supporting wars for oil and laws that favor corp...

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My pet lesbian # 1 has family in Puerto Rico in one of the small villages on the eastern end of the main island and she is understandably worried. But the orange man-baby will continue his Twitter fights and his base - Nazis, racists, imbeciles (in other words - the majority of the people in this co...

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...Trump reminds Puerto Ricans they are massively in debt to Wall Street banks. #MAGA!!!!!

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She'll be there next time.

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Derived Absurdity wrote:
CashRules wrote:Edit - Supported by all but four Democrats (plus Sanders) and three Republicans. Uh-huh.
See, the Democrats are much better than Republicans! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Bernie Sanders wants the government to give everybody free ponies.

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Hey, the U.S. only has a higher military budget than the next eight countries combined and still stays bogged down for twenty years in illegal wars that should take three months. If we increase that to more than the next twelve countries maybe we can make two month wars last thirty years. Get your t...

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A. Those U.S. cities with a black majority have a POOR black majority. This fact supports the idea of systemic racism rather than disproving it. B. It seems likely you are talking to a Vegas -type "I can't be a racist because I have black friends." asshat. There's nothing you can say to so...

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Thanks peoples.

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Trump surrounds himself with the best people...THE BEST PEOPLE. But reading her heroic Africa story reminds me of the time I killed a charging saber-tooth cat with a pocket knife and a toothpick.

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2007: "We live in a world where we understand many unfathomably complex elements of science and space travel yet as a species we have yet to understand the very simple concepts of environmental and animal preservation. As developed as we believe we are in 2007, it takes persons of great courage...

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The message I get from all this is stay the fuck away from public bathrooms.

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Why the fuck hasn't someone assassinated this asshole yet? Jesus Christ. One word: Pence. At least with Trump we get an unintentionally hilarious Nazi parody. With Pence we'd get 100% full-fledged Nazi. Pence would do things that would make Hitler say "Okay, I burned millions of Jews, Gypsies,...

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Can confirm, I'm a youngling and I have no idea what "total eclipse of the heart" means. I spend all my time listening to Justin Bieber and Katy Perry. Also, "Stairway to Heaven"?? "Bohemian Rhapsody"?? Wtf?? Are those 1800s folk songs or some shit? Boooringggg!!!! Pit...

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When Trump builds his wall, he'll put El Paso south of it.

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I'm in the 95% zone so it's gonna get dark. I read that Nashville is the largest city in the 100% eclipse zone. Since Nashville is the home of Gospel music as well as Country music maybe they can pray the demons away.

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This is obviously the work of Satan. So how many of you live in the path of this awakening demon?

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Anakin McFly wrote:It's an apartment, but the neighbors should understand.

The bigger the fire, the bigger the party.

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Of the 33 U.S. Senate seats to be contested in 2018, only eight are held by Republicans and there is little chance of the Democrats winning any of them. Twenty-three are held by Democrats and the Republicans could end up winning four or five of those. The other two are held by the Senate's two indep...

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You need to burn down the house just to be sure.

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The lives of millions of people are nothing but a game to everybody in Congress with the possible exceptions of Sanders and Angus King. I'm not going to defend McCain except to say without him the non-healthcare bill would have passed the Senate because VP Penis would have cast his fourth tie-breaki...

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White cop murders black civilian - dig up dirt on the black civilian to make the victim look guilty.

Black cop murders white civilian - dig up dirt on the black cop to make him look even more guilty.

Now that's balance.

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Looks like a bunch of pre-schoolers.

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This is another problem that could be completely eliminated virtually overnight if the governments in this world actually cared about the people. There should be no such thing as legitimate begging because there should be no such thing as a person who doesn't have enough money to cover everything th...

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Damnit! I fell for fake news from the left when I spent months warning people that it really does exist.

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She actually speaks fluent English, much better than someone who thinks bigly and covfefe are words. So, two possibilities: 1) Trump is just being a fucking idiot as usual. 2) The Japanese first lady pulled the ultimate troll act and sat next to Trump for two hours and pretended not to speak English...

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A current bill in the U.S. Senate, primarily sponsored by Democrat Ben Cardin and Republican Rob Portman, would make it a felony, punishable by a minimum $250,000 fine and a maximum $1,000,000 fine plus 20 years in prison, for American citizens engaged in international commerce to join in an interna...

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I like Cunningham but sometimes I think he doesn't know how to use his reputation as an ultra-tight player to his best advantage.

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Paltrow is also a fan of solid gold dildos and has no idea why people think she is completely out of touch with most of humanity.

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Religion is child abuse. If there were mandatory life sentences for being religious I would have a tough time finding any reason to object. Pretty much anything i disagree with should carry a mandatory life sentence. Well, except veganism, vegans should be used as hog feed.

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I haven't even watched any of it this year. I actually almost lost interest in the WSOP the year that idiot Jamie Gold won the Main Event. I probably shouldn't be happy that he went broke because of being a degenerate gambler but a part of me thinks he deserved it. He's another one who got away with...

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I don't have any tattoos because I'm not gay. But my pet lesbian #1 has a huge damn eagle tattoo that covers her entire back and some weird shit tattooed on both forearms and tattoos on both ankles. The other two lesbians also have tattoos but not to that degree.

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/l ... extremists

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I loved watching Will Kassouf but if I had been at the table with him I would have seriously considered killing him.

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She was hiding an AK-47 in her pajamas.

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...now people care. This is going to be a shitstorm because the cop who murdered her was of Somali heritage and he has a Muslim name. I haven't read anything yet confirming whether or not he's actually a Muslim. But Philando Castile being murdered for being black and legally carrying a firearm - no ...

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Derived Absurdity wrote:The original had Kirsten Dunst. The new one doesn't. Kirsten Dunst > Karen Gillan.

Said no sane person ever.

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The new Jumanji has Karen Gillan. The original did not have Karen Gillan. Therefore the new one is superior to the original. Logic.

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aels wrote:In the words of ThatBadAdvice, 'logically, flowers rainbows ballet unicorns dresses TOOLS BRICKS TRUCKS PANTS'. That's it, that's how you gender.

So girls get five things and boys only get four? Misandry!

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