The Pitters' Place

Okay I'm still too tired to do the thing where you do the sensewords but if I don't type up where I was going with this, I'll just go to bed and never come back (to this post, I don't mean I'll die. Probably? I probably won't die). So here are my opinions, the only opinions that actually matter on t...

I'm not interested in getting into a fight mostly because I'm too tired to articulate my thoughts but I will settle for saying that I disagree with you on many of your points, Cash. Now I'm going to go and eat a yoghurt, the most complex thing my brain can manage today.

NO PUPPET

That's cos the president of the US is Steve Bannon. Trump is his meat puppet.

I have read... most of it? I have it, it's in the cabinet next to my bed, and I got a fair way through it a couple of years back but then I just kinda wandered off. My wandering off is not a reflection on the quality of the book and more a reflection on the state of my concentration these days.

That is exactly what someone who is really Jeremy Northam would say.

How do we know you're not both Jeremy Northam?

I was really much more affected by Bowie's death than I expected to be. The last celebrity death to upset me before that was Terry Pratchett's, which wasn't so bad as he was known to be dying.

I could be. You never see me in the same room as a giant spider* so it could be the case.

* I flee, screaming

Mulan does go against her parents' wishes but she does not fall in love with a rogue and also she is not from royalty nor does she marry into royalty, which I consider a key part of princessing.

Happy new year!

I was being facetious because she gets into an argument with another character in the film about whether she counts as a princess. Disney have a very confused idea about what counts as a princess since they think that Mulan is one.

I forgot to add that my favourite ever take on Black Mirror comes from Mallory Ortberg: "next on black mirror: what if phones but too much"

She's not a princess. She's the chief's daughter.

Moana is great, you should all go see it.

Plus the deaths happened either side of Brexit and the US election, so the feeling is not just 'Man, a lot of people died in 2016' but 'Oh dear, it appears this year is actively working against us'.

Merry Christmas, my freaky darlings!

Derived Absurdity wrote:Well, I'm still in love with How to Train Your Dragon and it's about as formulaic as it can get.

This is a good opinion and you should feel good.

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them was one of the only films I actually saw this year but it was also the only film I needed to see this year bc it was perfect. I might be seeing Moana on Christmas Eve since we do a family cinema trip and I usually get to pick the film on account of being a spo...

I went for 'not going to happen'. I think that doubling down on poor choices is the American way (and we are no better over here).

Because I love you I just watched a whole video o' spiders even though I felt that the whole of my insides were trying to climb out of me. I mean, you could use that thing to gently release spiders into the wild but you could also use it to launch spiders into the faces of those who oppose you.

Congratuwelldone!

I am going to disagree with Gendo and possibly show myself a hypocrite (ME?????) because I generally take a death-of-the-author approach where the creator's intent is useful context but doesn't supplant the interpretations of the audience. But I would disagree with the argument that if your reasonab...

Thank you - I'm sorry you've had a rubbish week

Thank you!

Thank you

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Thanks Anakin

Thank you.

Thanks Liszt!

BruceSmith78 wrote: Happy birthday!

Thank you Bruce

Derived Absurdity wrote:... that sounded sarcastic

It wasn't, I'm just British!

Fanks mate.

Thank you Gendo, you remain my favourite person on this jerk board full of jerks

Many thanks for the birthday wishes. Even though I am a dirty flirting tramp.

It seems like _something_ is off with the general organization of the event. If the kid wasn't in the play, and wasn't supposed to be there, what was he doing on stage? How did he get as far as walking up to the mike to speak? I'm not saying they should have full blown security or something; but yo...

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/going-to ... s-a-muslim

What Gendo said. She's not discriminating against Melania on the grounds of race or sexuality or gender identity or religion or owt like that. I see it like barring someone from a pub because last time they were in with their husband, a lot of Muslims got yelled at and someone took a dump on the car...

Oh God, I'm now afraid that 2016 is going to end with someone killing David Attenborough on New Year's Eve because 2016.

David Attenborough was asked in a Radio Times interview what we could do about the fact that Donald Trump - a man who does not believe in climate change - is now going to be president and he replied: “Well, we lived through that with earlier presidents - they've been equally guilty… But what alterna...

Well, we pitters had a good 13 year run. Like everything else in 2016 it's time we died. People are sending death threats to Sir David Attenborough now so basically humanity is worthless forever: http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/17/sir-david-attenborough-sent-death-threats-after-saying-we-could-shoot-don...

Well, be more controversial, you fuck. I post more when I'm mad at people.

For you nerds who are not friends with me on FB where I just shared this: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/11/15/give-steve-bannon-a-chance-its-not-like-hes-literally-joseph-goebbels/?utm_term=.1608910a6d1f I think the Washington Post has a set limit of free articles per months s...

He elsewhere said that feminists were all angry lesbians trying to trick women into getting fat so that their boyfriends and husbands would leave them.

Fucks sake, guys, when I write 'TOP SECRET' on the front of the folder, you're supposed to keep the plan to yourself.

Everyone knows that when someone puts their hand on your ass, you just shake it off

For serious, if you don't want to be sexually assaulted, you shouldn't go around in public wearing a body. It's just common sense.

I'm already crazy so I'll just wait until I'm 35, the official Trump age at which all women become wizened unfuckable hagbeasts.

I would like to thank you both for building the internet and allowing me to use it. It's very useful for online shopping as, being barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, I don't really get to go out much.

Anakin McFly wrote:also now my birthday (Nov 8) will forever be known as the day America fell. Thanks, Trump.

Aw, I missed your birthday! I'm sorry! Happy birthday!

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