Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?

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Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?

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I've been cooking this brown rice for almost an hour and there seems to be barely any progress.
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Why are you cooking poultry feed? You're supposed to feed it to the chickens and eat the chickens.
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It's for my girlfriend. [none]
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Hmm, kinky.
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She's being annoying now, so I am actually going to eat her. No, there's no double meaning there....I'm literally going to eat her.
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Stuff her with brown rice first and give her time to digest it.
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I tried to give her some, but she didn't like it. My cooking is terrible.
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The answer is essentially because of the outer coating of the brown rice. This is what causes longer cooking times.

But I find cooking it easy enough:

1. Place the approriate amount of rice & water in rice cooker
2. Start said rice cooker.
3. Wait for rice cooker to finish.
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Frying brown rice in butter for 5 mins or so helps break down the outer shell so the boiling process will be quicker. if its not quick rice it will take 2-3 hours to fully cook after frying.
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By those bags that say Uncle Ben's brown rice on them, put them in the microwave for 90 seconds, and you've got brown rice, bitch.
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Has the rice finished cooking yet?
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