How to fuck with extremely paranoid right-wing bigots.

[CashRules]

I made this reply to one of the idiots on the "Support Kim Davis" Facebook page after he claimed that legalizing gay marriage violated the Constitution and was a form of fascism:

Ron, you have an idiot's definition of fascism and an imbecile's comprehension of the duties and powers of the U.S. Supreme Court. What you're doing is arguing in favor of discarding the Constitution in favor of theocratic rule. So you're advocating treason. Homeland Security should probably start investigating you and watching you very closely to see if you engage in any other anti-American activities. Is the information on your Facebook page correct? I know a few people with HS so I think I'll give them a call. Traitors belong in prison. Edit: Oh, you're a preacher aren't you, Ron. That explains a lot. It's difficult to find someone more evil than a preacher. In fact I'll just make sure Homeland Security follows this page because there are a lot of traitors who support instilling a theocratic government and getting rid of the Constitution.

Maybe he'll spend a little more time looking over his shoulder to see if "they" are following him.

[Gypsy-Vanner]

Cinemachinary has this dude that's always posting inane crap, can't remember his name but you should fuck with him too.