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Did or did not David Cameron got a blowjob from a pig?
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We don't know for sure. The claim was made in a very hostile biography of Cameron so it's hard to say if it's true. It does sound like the sort of upper class schoolboy initiation thing that would happen though.
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Whether he did or not, he's a pigfucker. He did though.
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I'm going to say yes. Yes he did. David Cameron definitely and unequivocally fucked a pig.
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No. From what I read, the pig was dead and therfore the pig did not have the functions necessary to blow.
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^ killjoy
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I've heard of ham on the dick, but this is ridiculous!
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definitely happened
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Probably not. If he had, he'd have given what's-his-name the Cabinet post he wanted. The fact that he didn't suggests that what's-his-name is just making up shit to get his own back.

Still - it's always good fun making a Tory squeal (pun intended!).
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