My Bra squeaks
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My Bra squeaks
Like, I bought a cheap bra and it squeaks like really loud, loud enough for my co-workers to hear so it's one part funny hearing my bra squeak when it's really quiet and one part embarrassing hearing my bra squeak constantly.
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I don't want to tell you your business but have you checked it for mice?
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Also, I'm guessing you wear an eeeeeeeeeh cup.
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What exactly is squeaking in the bra?
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I have not in fact checked it for mice, I shall do that but I get mice issue more with the nether regions than the fruit of the universe area of my luscious body.
Mur, it's the underwire rubbing against the fabric sewed around it. I believe the fabric was sewed to tight so it's constantly stretching when I'm moving around which makes it rub against the wire.
Mur, it's the underwire rubbing against the fabric sewed around it. I believe the fabric was sewed to tight so it's constantly stretching when I'm moving around which makes it rub against the wire.
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Liz, I could very well go bra-less but it causes issues when I try to zip my pants because I'm like old and what little boobage I have hangs down to my surprise place so hence the bra.
(ok not really, I have caved to social construct and wear one to enhance what little boobage I do have)
(ok not really, I have caved to social construct and wear one to enhance what little boobage I do have)
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I used to wear a bra pretty much all the time and was comfortable enough that I could sleep in an underwire bra, no problem. Over the past couple of years, I've found them much more uncomfortable. I don't know if it's because I buy cheap-ass bras, or my size is wrong, or my boobs have changed and decided they are just too old for this shit but lately I have flown free. It does make me feel very self-conscious of my wobblage though. And in, um, cold weather. Which is why I usually wear a bra to meetings because I don't want to be like 'Hello, yes, let us start the meeting, I have brought my business nips for the occasion'. Plus sometimes you want a fine, high cleavage you could bury doubloons in. Gravity is a harsh, harsh mistress.
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New idea: Business pasties.aels wrote:I used to wear a bra pretty much all the time and was comfortable enough that I could sleep in an underwire bra, no problem. Over the past couple of years, I've found them much more uncomfortable. I don't know if it's because I buy cheap-ass bras, or my size is wrong, or my boobs have changed and decided they are just too old for this shit but lately I have flown free. It does make me feel very self-conscious of my wobblage though. And in, um, cold weather. Which is why I usually wear a bra to meetings because I don't want to be like 'Hello, yes, let us start the meeting, I have brought my business nips for the occasion'. Plus sometimes you want a fine, high cleavage you could bury doubloons in. Gravity is a harsh, harsh mistress.
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This is an excellent idea, plz call your new product Executits.
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I hate underwire bras, I go for the no wires, kind of harder to find, but I can't stand underwires. At home i'm usually braless, out I have to wear one because... big boobs and things show through my tops. lol
If I do get a bra with underwires I take the wires out.
If I do get a bra with underwires I take the wires out.
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Are we discussing wireless technology?
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Anything that helps enable remote access has to be a step in the remote direction.Pope Bucky wrote:Are we discussing wireless technology?
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