My Bra squeaks

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Like, I bought a cheap bra and it squeaks like really loud, loud enough for my co-workers to hear so it's one part funny hearing my bra squeak when it's really quiet and one part embarrassing hearing my bra squeak constantly.
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I don't want to tell you your business but have you checked it for mice?
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Also, I'm guessing you wear an eeeeeeeeeh cup.
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What exactly is squeaking in the bra?
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Go bra-less. Join the boobylution.
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I have not in fact checked it for mice, I shall do that but I get mice issue more with the nether regions than the fruit of the universe area of my luscious body.

Mur, it's the underwire rubbing against the fabric sewed around it. I believe the fabric was sewed to tight so it's constantly stretching when I'm moving around which makes it rub against the wire.
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Liz, I could very well go bra-less but it causes issues when I try to zip my pants because I'm like old and what little boobage I have hangs down to my surprise place so hence the bra.

(ok not really, I have caved to social construct and wear one to enhance what little boobage I do have)
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I used to wear a bra pretty much all the time and was comfortable enough that I could sleep in an underwire bra, no problem. Over the past couple of years, I've found them much more uncomfortable. I don't know if it's because I buy cheap-ass bras, or my size is wrong, or my boobs have changed and decided they are just too old for this shit but lately I have flown free. It does make me feel very self-conscious of my wobblage though. And in, um, cold weather. Which is why I usually wear a bra to meetings because I don't want to be like 'Hello, yes, let us start the meeting, I have brought my business nips for the occasion'. Plus sometimes you want a fine, high cleavage you could bury doubloons in. Gravity is a harsh, harsh mistress.
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aels wrote:I used to wear a bra pretty much all the time and was comfortable enough that I could sleep in an underwire bra, no problem. Over the past couple of years, I've found them much more uncomfortable. I don't know if it's because I buy cheap-ass bras, or my size is wrong, or my boobs have changed and decided they are just too old for this shit but lately I have flown free. It does make me feel very self-conscious of my wobblage though. And in, um, cold weather. Which is why I usually wear a bra to meetings because I don't want to be like 'Hello, yes, let us start the meeting, I have brought my business nips for the occasion'. Plus sometimes you want a fine, high cleavage you could bury doubloons in. Gravity is a harsh, harsh mistress.
New idea: Business pasties.
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This is an excellent idea, plz call your new product Executits.
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I hate underwire bras, I go for the no wires, kind of harder to find, but I can't stand underwires. At home i'm usually braless, out I have to wear one because... big boobs and things show through my tops. lol

If I do get a bra with underwires I take the wires out.
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This thread has potential.
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Are we discussing wireless technology?
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Pope Bucky wrote:Are we discussing wireless technology?
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