Hey, have any of you guys heard of Mad Max: Fury Road?

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Hey, have any of you guys heard of Mad Max: Fury Road?

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Just so you know, it's a movie, you should definitely see it. It's the platonic ideal of perfection, only in movie form. It's the distilled essence of all the qualities that make movies good. Nothing else is comparable.

Just so you know. It's great.
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Is that the movie where the title character is actually a secondary character in his own movie and the primary character is a one-armed woman? Down with misandry!
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I read recently that some people (the same people, probably) are saying the same thing about The Force Awakens. You know, 'cause the main characters are a woman and a black guy? Lol. We should have expected it, but still.

Something about BB-8 representing all the white men in the world being cuckolded by women having sex with black guys. That's why he's... white. And a ball. I don't know.
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The fact that they can't relate to two humans, but can only identify with a droid is hilarious on too many levels.
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To be fair, he is a pretty well-rounded character.








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Derived Absurdity wrote:To be fair, he is a pretty well-rounded character.








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It's not even the best Tom Hardy movie of this year.
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You're right. It's the best Tom Hardy movie, period.
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Something about BB-8 representing all the white men in the world being cuckolded by women having sex with black guys. That's why he's... white. And a ball. I don't know.
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Never heard of her.
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