The Internet Depresses Me So...

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

It warps my naive inocent mind.

By which I mean I took "Netflix & Chill" to actually mean watch netflix & chill, not use the former as a pretense for hooking up. Damn you workd wide web.

[Cassius Clay]

So, you're telling me that time I asked my boy if he wanted to Netflix and chill, I was unwittingly trying to get in his pants?

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

So, you're telling me that time I asked my boy if he wanted to Netflix and chill, I was unwittingly trying to get in his pants?

Apparently.

[aels]

I think I would be very cross if I thought a boyshape was coming over to watch TV with me and then he started getting frisky. Like, can we do the butt-touching after the credits roll? Because I am trying to watch my stories.

I am a really fun girlfriend.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

I think I would be very cross if I thought a boyshape was coming over to watch TV with me and then he started getting frisky. Like, can we do the butt-touching after the credits roll? Because I am trying to watch my stories.

I am a really fun girlfriend.

Thing is I agree. It's "Netflix & chill". Not "Netflix & Heat things Up".

[aels]

Also, how awkward is your relationship if you have to use euphemisms rather than just saying 'I would like to come over and do a sex on you'. In the words of Key and Peele, COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR BITCHES.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Also, how awkward is your relationship if you have to use euphemisms rather than just saying 'I would like to come over and do a sex on you'. In the words of Key and Peele, COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR BITCHES.

I think the implication is that you're hooking up, using netflix as a pretense for getting the girl to the guy's house, so one wouldn't be in a relationship per se.

[aels]

But why do you need a pretext to get someone into your home unless you're a sex criminal? Can't you just ask someone if they want to come over for the no-pants dance?

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

But why do you need a pretext to get someone into your home unless you're a sex criminal? Can't you just ask someone if they want to come over for the no-pants dance?

Because that makes you SOUND like a sex criminal.

I guess "Netflix & chill" is the new "Want to come up for cofee [even though it's 11:00 at night]."

[CashRules]

At least this thread is helping me add to the list of things I must never do.

[aels]

At least this thread is helping me add to the list of things I must never do.

HELLO I AM THE WORST

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

At least this thread is helping me add to the list of things I must never do.

HELLO I AM THE WORST

And in other news, rain is wet.

[aels]