Donald Trump is now more unpopular than Vladimir Putin

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in the United States. Lol.

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This makes me feel slightly better. It makes me want to kill everyone in the United States slightly less. Now I just want to kill all white men.

[CashRules]

I guess we can get ready for four years of a President who cares so much about women's rights that she's spent decades defending her husband for being a sexual predator.

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Vote Gary Johnson!

[CashRules]

I probably will. If either the Libertarian or Green Party was serious about politics and not just in it for the fun of saying "Hey, I'm running for President!" then this would be the year to do it. I think it was just a week ago that Johnson was polling at close to 10% and that wacky Green Party chick was at almost half that. That's something they could actually build on if either party would get off its ass and promote itself more effectively. Of course it's not all their fault since the Democratic/Republican alliance makes sure that all other parties are excluded from debates. They'll both lose their momentum before the election through a combination of their own incompetence/lack of a real strategy and the underhanded tactics of the two major parties. But I would still love to at least see just a few Libertarians and Greens elected to Congress as a warning sign to the two major parties. Hey, I can dream can't I?

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I'm voting for that wacky Green Party chick. That is if she's on my state's ballot. I'll be surprised if she even gets over 2% of the vote. I read that the Green and Libertarian Parties actually underperform their always-terrible polling, so I doubt Johnson is even going to get 5% of the vote. People say they want third parties, but all the available third parties suck. The Libertarian Party is completely deranged and the Green Party is just nuts. Clinton by herself could easily destroy both of them in five minutes if they ever somehow showed up at the debates.

[CashRules]

I'd settle for the two major parties remaining the two biggest parties but with enough minor party members of both the House and Senate that no one party is guaranteed a majority. That way they at least have to negotiate with the other parties instead of whichever one has the majority always getting its way.

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I'd be happy with one party always getting its way as long as I agreed with all its decisions all the time.

[CashRules]

Yeah, but you're usually wrong.

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I don't care about being right, I just want to get my way all the time.

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You need a hundred guns and a pack of lesbians.

[Boomer]

I'd vote for Gary Johnson if he ends up actually standing a chance, but most likely I won't vote and on voting day just start up a game of Civilization vs America and drop some nukes on them.

[Boomer]

I guess we can get ready for four years of a President who cares so much about women's rights that she's spent decades defending her husband for being a sexual predator.

Don't forget about all her business dealings with that paragon of women's rights known as Saudi Arabia.