EXISTENCE IS PAIN

[Derived Absurdity]

WHAT THE FUCK

serious trigger warning, I fucking swear to god, i am not even fucking kidding

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... c#comments" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Anakin McFly]

hahahahahahah

the first time I saw it I was horrified and couldn't sleep
the second time I saw it and saw people being horrified I experienced delightful schadenfreude
this is the third time now and I'm just going to lol, because if not I will cry. there are cockroaches in my house. I sleep on a futon.

[thesalmonofdoubt]

Holy fucking hell - imagine if that happened to you in an age where we didn't have the sort of tools to dig it out!

[Derived Absurdity]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

If this happened to me I think I would actually die. Like, my brain would actually just shut off of its own accord.

Anakin, the only reasonable option is to burn your house down and salt the earth. I repeat: THE ONLY. REASONABLE. OPTION.

[Derived Absurdity]

OH MY GOD

ANOTHER ARTICLE

http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/south- ... mans-skull" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The results of her nasal endoscopy displayed the menacing cockroach sitting on her skull between her eyes for 12 hours.

it was BETWEEN HER EYES



I AM DONE


WITH


EVERYTHING

[Anakin McFly]

now imagine if it had laid eggs while in there.

[Derived Absurdity]

i hate you

[Anakin McFly]

New poll: Putting roaches up Nazis' noses - yay or nay?

[Boomer]

<-- literally my expression while reading that.

[phe_de]

The good news: Nobody died. Not even the cockroach.

[Raxivace]

I dunno, hearing that this cockroach that digs into our skulls still lives is actually pretty frightening.

[Eva Yojimbo]

Something similar happened to a classmate of mine in gradeschool. He'd been complaining of an earache one day and when he finally went to a doctor they found a roach lodged in his ear. Granted, not as bad as the bugger getting inside your skull behind your eyes, but still... *shudders*

[Anakin McFly]

Yeah, I saw a few articles quoting doctors who said that roaches going up noses is practically unheard of, but roaches burrowing into ears is not that uncommon, especially in the US.