A colleague of my girlfriend's was killed in a murder-suicide yesterday

[Cassius Clay]

Also, my girlfriend accidentally filleted her hand last week with broken glass whilst doing dishes...and I had to rush her to the er. Twas pretty deep and gruesome. Docs say she sliced a tendon and barely missed an artery.

What the fuck is going on?

[aels]

Christ, that's grim. I'm glad your girlfriend is okay. Did you anger any wizards? Cos this could be a wizard curse.

[Cassius Clay]

She's doing alright. Had to get stitches, of course. But It's worse than we thought because she'll need physical therapy on her hand.

Wizards?? That's poppycock. Must be some kind of sorcerer.

[Islandmur]

Yikkes.

[Ptolemy_Banana]

But It's worse than we thought because she'll need physical therapy on her hand.

I wonder what that will involve.

[Cassius Clay]

That could help.

[Ptolemy_Banana]

Couldn't hurt.

[OurGloriousLeader]

Couldn't hurt.

Not to go into too much detail about a drunken fumble I once had with a girl when I was 19 who had particularly long nails, but it can, in fact, hurt.