PSA: Showing up at a wedding alone means you are single

[Dr_Liszt]

I didn't want to share this story, because, stfu. But it's been boring as hell over here.

So... was at a wedding. My cousin who is American, from L.A, brought all her family and friends over here. So it was a three day wedding event. That's how I met the guy that worked for the Simpsons, there was also this theater guy who appeared on an episode on CSI. So I met this other guy at the dinner event, told me he wanted to dance with me at the wedding event. I dance with him at the wedding, tries to kiss me. He told me he got it all wrong because if you show up at a wedding alone, means you are single. So he proceeded to ignore me for the rest of the night.

Now, shut up.

[Cassius Clay]

Tease

[Whitey]

I know, right?

[aels]

Obviously if you go to a wedding alone, you are are single, and if you dance with someone then that means you want to kiss them. To believe otherwise would involve imagining that women have complex, independent lives that do not revolve around men's boners and that sounds like lesbian communist talk to me.

[OurGloriousLeader]

all women are whores
something something doors

[Whitey]

On a side note, Brandon, can I borrow a rifle? For unrelated reasons.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Ok, I can understand the extremely faulty logic behind thinking you're single (If I show up at a wedding and a see some lone women about my age, I would hope at least one was single). But that was very presumptions of him to think you wanted a strangers slobbery lips all over yours.

And there's any number of reasons you're alone at a wedding.

[Pope Bucky]

You went to a wedding alone. You're lucky you weren't raped.

[CashRules]

If a woman shows up alone at a wedding it naturally means she wants the bang the first guy who asks her to dance, right there on the dance floor. What else could it possibly mean?

[CashRules]

If a woman shows up alone at a wedding it naturally means she wants the bang the first guy who asks her to dance, right there on the dance floor. What else could it possibly mean?

[Dr_Liszt]

I went with my family. So is not like I was "alooone".

Also I like how guys ignore you after you tell them you aren't interested in doing stuff. It doesn't matter if you are funny or easy-going. Is like "give up something or lose my attention." Men.

[CashRules]

Tease.

[Dr_Liszt]

What can I say... all women are whores.

Something something doors.