Someone please say something wrong

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:03 pm

I mean besides Brandon...

... and a few of you delusional people.

We need a controversy over here.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:12 pm

I'm too perfect, so I'm afraid I can't oblige.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:15 pm

Racism is great! Yay racism!

... uh, was that overkill?

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:17 pm

Boy, it sure is a good thing Marvel keeps making more movies!

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:18 pm

We should invite marv back!

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:20 pm

Derived Absurdity wrote:We should invite marv back!

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:39 pm

[Insert passive aggressive comment then never acknowledge it again]

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Thu May 14, 2015 12:27 am

Quit oppressing me by trying to get to say something. It's total misandry.

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Thu May 14, 2015 2:00 am

No one in a position of privilege should be allowed to tell people to stop making fun of them for any reason.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Thu May 14, 2015 3:54 am

If you are in a position of privilege and you get offended by a stereotype that by this date and age, it's not even longer valid, just expect that no one will take it seriously and even more people will be making fun of you.

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:58 am

That's not quite entirely wrong, but it's close. 7/10

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Thu May 14, 2015 5:23 am

Well I was going to add that it's totally ridiculous, but not sure if I was going to touch people's oversensitivities. So that part got cut. But there you go!

phe_de · Post by **phe_de** » Thu May 14, 2015 6:37 am

Plenty of wrong things I can think of...

Muslims are an oppressed minority.
Islam is a race.
Talking about the Tutsi genocide in Rwanda is racist.
Sharks aren't fish.

phe_de · Post by **phe_de** » Thu May 14, 2015 7:15 am

And another wrong thing, inspired by a few recent threads:

Extreme libertarianism is not a form of anarchism.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Thu May 14, 2015 7:24 am

You know, phe_de makes some good points once in a while.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Thu May 14, 2015 10:34 am

The following aren't silly at all:

Veganism
Animal Rights
Gun Control
Feeding the homeless
Grown men watching animated movies about princesses and fairies

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Thu May 14, 2015 12:20 pm

Feminism has gone too far. It's ruined the true family dynamic and made it way too hard for men to find women who want to be protected and taken care of like nature intended. Women are physically weak and their inherent nature is for childbearing. The man's job has always been to protect and care for the weaker sex. FEMINISM TOOK OUR JERBS.

*I've encountered someone on the Maleficent board that actually says crap like this.

CashRules wrote:Grown men watching animated movies about princesses and fairies

[laugh]I also watch animated movies about video game characters and Ogres with onion-lIke layers and mad scientists who adopt kids. I just talk more about Disney Princess movies.

Post by **aels** » Thu May 14, 2015 12:43 pm

Don't mind Brandon, I'm going to tie him to a chair and make him watch Beauty and the Beast with me and he'll be completely converted and then we'll go to Disneyland and it will be amazing.

Post by **aels** » Thu May 14, 2015 12:45 pm

Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:Feminism has gone too far. It's ruined the true family dynamic and made it way too hard for men to find women who want to be protected and taken care of like nature intended. Women are physically weak and their inherent nature is for childbearing. The man's job has always been to protect and care for the weaker sex. FEMINISM TOOK OUR JERBS.

I swear I will never understand the argument that women are the physically weaker sex so their job should be pregnancy, something that takes an enormous physical toll on the body and involves bleeding and tearing and screaming and badness, but also women shouldn't be in combat because we can't handle bleeding and screaming and badness and what I am basically saying is that misogynists make absolutely no sense ever.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Thu May 14, 2015 1:00 pm

aels wrote:
Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:Feminism has gone too far. It's ruined the true family dynamic and made it way too hard for men to find women who want to be protected and taken care of like nature intended. Women are physically weak and their inherent nature is for childbearing. The man's job has always been to protect and care for the weaker sex. FEMINISM TOOK OUR JERBS.
I swear I will never understand the argument that women are the physically weaker sex so their job should be pregnancy, something that takes an enormous physical toll on the body and involves bleeding and tearing and screaming and badness, but also women shouldn't be in combat because we can't handle bleeding and screaming and badness and what I am basically saying is that misogynists make absolutely no sense ever.

Just so you know, I did feel very uncomfortable writing that even though I didn't mean a single word of it.

aels wrote:Don't mind Brandon, I'm going to tie him to a chair and make him watch Beauty and the Beast with me and he'll be completely converted and then we'll go to Disneyland and it will be amazing.

I have the region free 3-D version of BatB, but had to import it from your side of the pond because all versions here are vaulted. That's how far I will go to complete my collection. Also, I think he'd be more of a Lion King guy. Animal deaths and what not. Wait no...Fox & the Hound. That's the ticket for him.

Post by **aels** » Thu May 14, 2015 1:03 pm

Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:Just so you know, I did feel very uncomfortable writing that even though I didn't mean a single word of it.

The goal of the militant matriarchal femtopia is to make all men everywhere feel uncomfortable all the time.

aels wrote: Also, I think he'd be more of a Lion King guy. Animal deaths and what not. Wait no...Fox & the Hound. That's the ticket for him.

Yeah but Beauty and the Beast is about a grumpy guy who tries to avoid social interaction and then gets to touch a brunette lady's bottom so I feel like I can appeal to him on an emotional level.

Post by **aels** » Thu May 14, 2015 1:03 pm

I am not calling Brandon a beast though, he is super cute.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Thu May 14, 2015 1:24 pm

aels wrote: Yeah but Beauty and the Beast is about a grumpy guy who tries to avoid social interaction and then gets to touch a brunette lady's bottom so I feel like I can appeal to him on an emotional level.

But Fox & the Hound has a grumpy guy who tries to avoid all social interaction and is also a hunter. So there's that.

Of course, I'm also suggesting it because I'm an evil male and I know The Fox & the Hound is one of your weaknesses. #Imabastard.

Anakin McFly · Post by **Anakin McFly** » Thu May 14, 2015 2:33 pm

There, this epic post should keep you going for a while.

-> http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresti ... al/cr7wx78

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Thu May 14, 2015 9:27 pm

You guys suck! This thread had the potential of having an epic fallout or whatever. Where's the drama?!

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Thu May 14, 2015 9:36 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:You guys suck! This thread had the potential of having an epic fallout or whatever. Where's the drama?!

Because we know what we say are things we don't really mean.

vnufeld · Post by **vnufeld** » Sun May 24, 2015 7:34 pm

1+1=0

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:42 pm

vnufeld wrote:1+1=0

0/0=1

Pope Bucky · Post by **Pope Bucky** » Mon May 25, 2015 10:55 pm

vnufeld wrote:1+1=0

In a binary world, this is true. You just have to carry the one.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:23 am

5 + 5 = 0

Extra internet cool points for the first person who can tell when the above is true.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Tue May 26, 2015 12:23 pm

CashRules wrote:5 + 5 = 0

Extra internet cool points for the first person who can tell when the above is true.

5 princess movies + 5 dishes you learned to cook = 0 masculinity

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CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Tue May 26, 2015 1:20 pm

At least you don't lack self-awareness.

Post by **Gendo** » Tue May 26, 2015 1:49 pm

Same as the 1+1=0 with Binary, you just are looking at the 1s digit.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Tue May 26, 2015 1:51 pm

CashRules wrote:At least you don't lack self-awareness.

It's not self-awareness. It's perception awareness.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:53 pm

You're all terrible terrible people.

Wait, you said "something wrong". Nvm

.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Wed May 27, 2015 1:49 am

Gendo wrote:Same as the 1+1=0 with Binary, you just are looking at the 1s digit.

I'm actually talking about a case where that is the correct action to take. It's the game of Baccarat where the highest possible total is 9.

Pope Bucky · Post by **Pope Bucky** » Wed May 27, 2015 10:43 am

CashRules wrote:
Gendo wrote:Same as the 1+1=0 with Binary, you just are looking at the 1s digit.
I'm actually talking about a case where that is the correct action to take. It's the game of Baccarat where the highest possible total is 9.

You both said the same thing.

sikax · Post by **sikax** » Wed May 27, 2015 6:43 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:Someone please say something wrong

Fight Club is a good movie.

Post by **Gendo** » Wed May 27, 2015 6:46 pm

sikax wrote:
Dr_Liszt wrote:Someone please say something wrong
Fight Club is a good movie.

Indeed that's quite wrong. Great movie is more accurate.

sikax · Post by **sikax** » Wed May 27, 2015 6:57 pm

I liked it when I first saw it. It's lost so much for me over the years. Now I see it and roll my eyes and turn into Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino and feel like telling David Fincher to get off my lawn. It's like a bunch of high school freshmen read "Animal Farm" for the first time and crapped out an anti-government short film. Super edgy.

sikax · Post by **sikax** » Wed May 27, 2015 7:00 pm

I've grown a healthy hatred for David Fincher. He bores the shit out of me.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Wed May 27, 2015 7:05 pm

I think David Fincher is not that good. Overrated. Including Zodiac.

sikax · Post by **sikax** » Wed May 27, 2015 7:44 pm

Zodiac is the exception for me. It isn't Fincher's usual style. Or my love for Jake Gyllenhaal makes it OK.

Post by **aels** » Wed May 27, 2015 7:51 pm

Mark Ruffalo is the best thing in that movie tho.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Wed May 27, 2015 7:55 pm

I used to like Ruffalo until somebody posted that he's a Truther. He belongs in an insane asylum.

sikax · Post by **sikax** » Wed May 27, 2015 7:56 pm

Yes, Ruffalo was awesome.

Let me clean this up a bit. Se7en is one of my favorite movies. The "Fincher style" started with Fight Club and continued after that. All movies after Se7en (save Zodiac) suck. There.

Post by **aels** » Wed May 27, 2015 7:56 pm

Yeah, he is. He has really good social positions apart from that, IMO, but that doesn't cancel out the Trutherness.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Wed May 27, 2015 7:58 pm

He's probably one of those idiots who thinks we should feed the homeless.

Post by **aels** » Wed May 27, 2015 7:59 pm

sikax wrote:Yes, Ruffalo was awesome.

Let me clean this up a bit. Se7en is one of my favorite movies. The "Fincher style" started with Fight Club and continued after that. All movies after Se7en (save Zodiac) suck. There.

I utterly love Se7en and Zodiac and I really liked The Social Network. I used to love Fight Club but I've kind of gone off it over the past few years because it is basically just a bunch of whiny dudes complaining about how it's really hard to navigate masculinity these days and also consumerism is bad and I have met way too angsty nihilist teens online to have much patience with that these days. Haven't seen any of his other stuff. Actually, I think I saw part of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo but it was like 2AM FIlm4 watching and that doesn't count because you're half asleep anyway.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Wed May 27, 2015 9:44 pm

The Trutherness doesn't cancel out all the other good stuff either. It's pretty mild in comparison to everything else he's said/done.

David Fincher sucks indeed a lot. He's boring.