The Pitters' Place

Dr_Liszt wrote:This thread reminds me to the dress debate that broke the internet.
The dress was gold and light blue.

YES. OBVIOUSLY. What is wrong with everyone?

IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE

LEARN TO EYES

Derived Absurdity wrote:I said they're blonde and it's my thread, so they're blonde. You want to say they're not, you got to make your own thread.

I'm a mod, I'm right by default.

Fine, I'll just go and make my own board and be right about things over there.

How do you make boards? Someone make a board for me.

The only person that gets to decide is Bamberbitch himself. Lol sounds like Cumberbatch.

Dr_Liszt wrote:This thread reminds me to the dress debate that broke the internet.
The dress was gold and light blue.

That's the colors sane people saw in the photo. The actual dress, however, was not. Therefore, another nail in the coffin of the "Sometimes we just know" meme.

aels wrote:

... I should have referenced that. Stop being funnier than me!

If it makes you feel better, today I took a big chunk out of my thumb with a pair of children's safety scissors. I R SMAERT.

Yes, that makes me feel much better.

How did that even happen? I can't even cut my own hair with children's safety scissors. I've tried.

I was teaching children how to make plastic bag monsters and one kid couldn't cut through his layers of plastic bag so I did it for him and it turns out that one of the layers of plastic bag that I was cutting through was, in fact, my flesh.

Pics of the thumb chunk or it didn't happen

Pff, I put a plaster on that mess.

aels wrote:I was teaching children how to make plastic bag monsters and one kid couldn't cut through his layers of plastic bag so I did it for him and it turns out that one of the layers of plastic bag that I was cutting through was, in fact, my flesh.

Ouch. Get well soon.

Thanks. It turns out I'm not going to get paid for like eight weeks either. What is my life.

Yes, I made this thread all about my life. I don't care.

aels wrote:Yes, I made this thread all about my life. I don't care.

Every thread should be steered toward something important.

I don't even remember what the thread was about. I had to look at the title to remind myself. That's how much I generally care about things.

Also, get better and stuff.

Fanks dude.

If it makes you feel better. A few days ago I had to pick up my mom, so I locked the house and got in the car, but... the batter was dead because I left the door half open since the last time I went to uni. And then when I tried to get back to my house, I find out that.... I locked myself out.

I'M A CHAMPION!!!

liszt how do we adult

My younger sister called me one morning a few months ago to tell me she'd accidentally left her headlights on and her battery ran down and she needed my help.

I said "Don't you still have that battery charger I gave you a few years ago?"

She said "Yeah, but it's not working either."

I said "What do you mean it's not working?"

"I've got it plugged into to the cigarette lighter and it's not even coming on."

"Would this be the lighter on the car with the dead battery?"

"Yeah."

"Call me back in a few minutes after you've had time to think about that."

So she called back ten minutes later and said she ran an extension cord and plugged it up in the house and got her car started. I said "That's good sis." Then I looked at my niece and said "The best thing about you is you're not as dumb as your mom." She laughed and said "You mean you're not as dumb as your baby sister."

Aw, you're gonna be disappointed when you find out that I do stupid shit literally all the time.

Yesterday, OMG, I'm going to regret telling you this, but yesterday I went to have lunch with my friend so the waiter brought me Pepsi. I tried for a minute, to open the can, without figuring out that the little thing that opens it. Was backwards. And she was like "Let me have this." And moves the thing to the right position and opens it. She didn't laugh or think it was stupid.

You drink Pepsi, so you're good people.

I'm starting to think it might be a heterosexual woman thing. Lesbians have more common sense.

Yeah, I'll be going now.

None of you should listen to this handsome man.

aels wrote:liszt how do we adult

Stop drinking Pepsi.

I drank pepsi because the restaurant had no coke.

CashRules wrote:

aels wrote:liszt how do we adult

Stop drinking Pepsi.

Indeed.

I applaud Castor's taste. Lucy Liu and Molly Parker

Dr_Liszt wrote:If it makes you feel better. A few days ago I had to pick up my mom, so I locked the house and got in the car, but... the batter was dead because I left the door half open since the last time I went to uni. And then when I tried to get back to my house, I find out that.... I locked myself out.

I'M A CHAMPION!!!

I had live updates of this. It was hilarious.


Also Jamie Bamber looks mousey brown in the first pic and blonde in the others.

I changed my mind about Lucy Liu because of the freckles.

....just kidding, it's cute as hell on her.

Freckles are hot.

Sometimes

Do you think this girl is too freckled?

Nope.

Nor any of these girls. I simply like freckles.

^ Has a freckle fetish

Those look like dalmatians.

soulless

Nah, they just don't bother me at all.

I tend to like things that make a conventionally attractive person, look that little bit different, kinda like 'flaws' that aren't really flaws. So to take a person on this board I obviously like, big eyes is one.

Freckles is another, though she doesn't have them. It's things like that which draw me to a face though.

Dr_Liszt wrote:Those look like dalmatians.

Bestiality has never been so appealing.

CashRules wrote:soulless

I fail to see the issue.

Derived Absurdity wrote:The obsession with Asian women is indeed very creepy. It's because there's an idea (I've seen it mostly in Manosphere and red pill circles) that Asian women are submissive and sexualized and overly feminine. They get their conceptions of Asians from porn and "Asian dating" sites.

The main reason this fetishization of Asian women is bad is because Asian-American women apparently experience disproportionately high rates of sexual violence. And it is believed this fetishization is a huge factor. Black women also experience a disproportionately high rate of sexual violence and harassment. Because the justice system manages to give even less of a damn when black women are assaulted(and I heard recently, but haven't verified, that it wasn't officially illegal to rape a black woman in America until about 1950).

Another reason mainstream/white feminism is a problem (and why a lot of black women distance themselves from feminism) is because a lot of those alarming rape statistics are as high as they are because of the high rates of sexual assault with women of color. But when these statistics are mentioned, women of color are often erased or they're an afterthought. The disproportionate racialized misogyny is erased. So mainstream feminism is exploiting the suffering of non-white women to advance white womanhood.

I just noticed that my girlfriend is lightly freckled.

What the fuck is going on?

You're dating Lucy Liu.

Freckles are the mark of Cain...I'm breaking up with her.

Cassius Clay wrote:Freckles are the mark of Cain...I'm breaking up with her.

A face without freckles is like a field without flowers.

Cassius Clay wrote:Freckles are the mark of Cain...I'm breaking up with her.

As punishment for this, you'll develop freckles. It's science.

They do say that what you hate will end up incorporating to your family. Good luck with your grandchildren.