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Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:57 am
by Derived Absurdity
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Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:07 am
by Dr_Liszt
He is the absolute exact opposite of a Libertarian. He's a self-proclaimed fascist.
Well then... more proof fake libertarians are psychopaths too.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:34 pm
by OurGloriousLeader
I think you mean all libertarians. Just look at Brandon...
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:34 pm
by Dr_Liszt
Brandon is not a libertarian. You silly Scot.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:05 pm
by vnufeld
Invictus, a 32-year-old lawyer who changed his given name — which he declines to reveal — to a Latin phrase that means "majestic unconquered sun,"
What a humble guy.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:09 pm
by CashRules
Dr_Liszt wrote:Brandon is not a libertarian. You silly Scot.
I still have libertarian leanings on many issues. I just recognize that every political ideology has it's extremes and those extremes should be avoided.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:22 pm
by aels
Pff, our prime minister fucked a pig.
(Probably not)
(But still)
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:32 pm
by Blade Azaezel
aels wrote:Pff, our prime minister fucked a pig.
(Probably not)
(But still)
Totally did though, but they're married so it's fine. EY-OH!!!
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:34 pm
by Gendo
CashRules wrote:Dr_Liszt wrote:Brandon is not a libertarian. You silly Scot.
I still have libertarian leanings on many issues. I just recognize that every political ideology has it's extremes and those extremes should be avoided.
^All of this.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:35 pm
by Derived Absurdity
I'm kind of assuming he did. It came from a fairly reputable source and it's not like that's something he wouldn't do.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:47 pm
by aels
I just assume that anything bad that is said of David Cameron is probably true.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:51 pm
by Derived Absurdity
It's funny, that's what everyone did. When the story came out I never really saw any skepticism at all. All the British people were like, "Yep, that sounds like David Cameron all right."
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:53 pm
by aels
You could tell me that David Cameron strangled a kitten with his own hands and then used it to masturbate and I'd be like 'THAT FIGURES'.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... n-a-lizard
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:08 pm
by Gendo
Wait, there's doubt about it? Everything I read reported it as absolute fact; not any rumor or conjecture. Did he ever address it; with a denial or admittance?
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:16 pm
by aels
It was, to my knowledge, an assertion made in an unauthorised biography written by (if I remember last week's Have I Got News For You correctly) someone who may have an axe to grind against Cameron. Number ten (again, to my recollection) said they were refusing to dignify it with a response. People tend to talk about it as the gospel truth because Cameron was part of an Oxford uni dining society and they're pretty notorious for shitty behaviour. Also, Cameron is a shitbag. So, plausible.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:19 pm
by phe_de
All politicians in a non-direct democracy are lizards. That's a message from "So long and thanks for all the fish".
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:22 pm
by Cassius Clay
I never even looked into the pigfucking thing because it sounded like the plot from the first episode of 'Black Mirror'.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:23 pm
by aels
Brooker was weirdly prescient on that one - he wrote the 'prime minister fucks a pig' thing in an article of his long before he wrote Black Mirror and Cameron became PM. Total coincidence apparently. He clearly drinks from the same fountain of precognition as Armando Ianucci.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:36 pm
by Dr_Liszt
I only looked at some memes.
I assumed it's true because....
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I want it to be true dammit!!!
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:12 pm
by Dr_Liszt
Gendo wrote:CashRules wrote:Dr_Liszt wrote:Brandon is not a libertarian. You silly Scot.
I still have libertarian leanings on many issues. I just recognize that every political ideology has it's extremes and those extremes should be avoided.
^All of this.
The only things I agree with U.S libertarians is that they are minarchists and are very anti-war. They are wrong about everything else beyond that.
I'd consider you a liberal which are the sane people from the capitalist spectrum.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:27 pm
by Derived Absurdity
Libertarians are also anti-cop, so they at least have that going for them too.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:57 pm
by Dr_Liszt
But that comes from the minarchist part.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:03 pm
by Derived Absurdity
Minarchists aren't really anti-cop though. Also no one calls themselves minarchists.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:24 pm
by Dr_Liszt
I didn't mean "minarchist" as a label but as what they want is a small government, which of course would relate for them to be anti-cop if you are in a country that is militarizing government forces more and more.
I really don't know if there are proper minarchist movements. I tend to think people who believe in small governments are around in all the ideologies.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:17 pm
by sikax
Two years ago, Augustus Sol Invictus walked from central Florida to the Mojave Desert and spent a week fasting and praying, at times thinking he wouldn't survive. In a pagan ritual to give thanks when he returned home, he killed a goat and drank its blood.
He's got my vote. For anything. I vote for this guy for everything. Please, we need this.
Re: Senate candidate from Florida admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:19 pm
by sikax
Invictus wants to lead a civil war, is trying to recruit neo-Nazis to the party
Well, not if that part's true. But the rest is great.
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