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My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:38 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
Like, I bought a cheap bra and it squeaks like really loud, loud enough for my co-workers to hear so it's one part funny hearing my bra squeak when it's really quiet and one part embarrassing hearing my bra squeak constantly.

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:53 pm
by aels
I don't want to tell you your business but have you checked it for mice?

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:53 pm
by aels
Also, I'm guessing you wear an eeeeeeeeeh cup.

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:54 pm
by Islandmur
What exactly is squeaking in the bra?

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:00 pm
by Dr_Liszt
Go bra-less. Join the boobylution.

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:15 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
I have not in fact checked it for mice, I shall do that but I get mice issue more with the nether regions than the fruit of the universe area of my luscious body.

Mur, it's the underwire rubbing against the fabric sewed around it. I believe the fabric was sewed to tight so it's constantly stretching when I'm moving around which makes it rub against the wire.

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:17 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
Liz, I could very well go bra-less but it causes issues when I try to zip my pants because I'm like old and what little boobage I have hangs down to my surprise place so hence the bra.

(ok not really, I have caved to social construct and wear one to enhance what little boobage I do have)

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:20 pm
by aels
I used to wear a bra pretty much all the time and was comfortable enough that I could sleep in an underwire bra, no problem. Over the past couple of years, I've found them much more uncomfortable. I don't know if it's because I buy cheap-ass bras, or my size is wrong, or my boobs have changed and decided they are just too old for this shit but lately I have flown free. It does make me feel very self-conscious of my wobblage though. And in, um, cold weather. Which is why I usually wear a bra to meetings because I don't want to be like 'Hello, yes, let us start the meeting, I have brought my business nips for the occasion'. Plus sometimes you want a fine, high cleavage you could bury doubloons in. Gravity is a harsh, harsh mistress.

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:41 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
aels wrote:I used to wear a bra pretty much all the time and was comfortable enough that I could sleep in an underwire bra, no problem. Over the past couple of years, I've found them much more uncomfortable. I don't know if it's because I buy cheap-ass bras, or my size is wrong, or my boobs have changed and decided they are just too old for this shit but lately I have flown free. It does make me feel very self-conscious of my wobblage though. And in, um, cold weather. Which is why I usually wear a bra to meetings because I don't want to be like 'Hello, yes, let us start the meeting, I have brought my business nips for the occasion'. Plus sometimes you want a fine, high cleavage you could bury doubloons in. Gravity is a harsh, harsh mistress.
New idea: Business pasties.

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:43 pm
by aels
This is an excellent idea, plz call your new product Executits.

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:41 pm
by Islandmur
I hate underwire bras, I go for the no wires, kind of harder to find, but I can't stand underwires. At home i'm usually braless, out I have to wear one because... big boobs and things show through my tops. lol

If I do get a bra with underwires I take the wires out.

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:45 pm
by CashRules
This thread has potential.

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 11:56 am
by Pope Bucky
Are we discussing wireless technology?

Re: My Bra squeaks

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:12 pm
by OpiateOfTheMasses
Pope Bucky wrote:Are we discussing wireless technology?
Anything that helps enable remote access has to be a step in the remote direction.