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He has starred in the two most recent Best Picture winners. His big role this upcoming year is Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonald's, in The Founder. Directed by the guy who did The Blind Side and written by the guy who did The Wrestler, it surely will be up for Oscars if it doesn't suck. I certainly doubt it will even be nominated for Best Picture next year, but who else has starred in two consecutive winners before? Fuckin Michael Keaton?? That is so awesome.

OK, Clark Gable did it back in the day for It Happened One Night (1934) and Mutiny on the Bounty (1935). But does that count? No.

Yes, we should all remember Keaton for such masterpieces as White Noise, Jack Frost, Quicksand, First Daughter, and Noah.

That's just it! He's been in so many terribly silly movies that the fact that this is happening is very strange and very awesome.

Michael Keaton is the real Batman.

Duplicity is the best Michael Keaton movie ever. The Dream Team was pretty good too.

Cassius Clay wrote:Michael Keaton is the real Batman.

I hate you.

CashRules wrote:

Cassius Clay wrote:Michael Keaton is the real Batman.

I hate you.

I'm sorry, I meant...George Clooney. George Clooney is the real Batman.

Yeah, I'm taking Vegas Devil's side from now on. Long live burnt orange!

I just legitimately made myself laugh calling his mouth a coin purse.

Batman is the real Michael Keaton.