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Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:07 am**

I'm going to have my stomach probed tomorrow. I'm very excited!

I went to the doctor today and he was like "wtf is wrong with you?" because he can't figure it out himself. Apparently I'm not reabsorbing nutrients like normal people which has caused me to lose a shit ton of weight. I'm weighting 98 pounds as it is. So he has decided to make a biopsy of my stomach.

I wonder if they are going to give me some drugs that are going to make me speak the unspeakable truths like Breaking Bad!

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:37 am**

Ulcer

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:25 am**

Yes....

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:32 am**

I'm glad we were able to figure this out. That diagnosis will be $79.95 American. I don't accept currency from fake countries.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:30 am**

Tape worms

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:07 am**

CashRules wrote:I'm glad we were able to figure this out. That diagnosis will be $79.95 American. I don't accept currency from fake countries.

Doctor just wants to make sure what the fuck is in there, since I've been deteriorating for a year now. A misdiagnose would mean more time wasted and I could end up looking like a malnourished skeletor.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:52 am**

Good luck.

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:50 pm**

Pregnant with the anti-Christ and it's going to burst out of you and wreak misery and damnation upon the scorched and withered earth while everyone screams for mercy to a blank and godless sky. Or, you know, ulcer.

Good luck, sunshine

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:04 pm**

Super AIDS

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:54 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:42 pm**

My diagnosis is not enough buttseks

Posted: **Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:38 am**

Good luck.

Posted: **Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:11 pm**

I SURVIVED!

I'm going to have the results on Thursday. The doctor found a lot of acid (considering I'm a stressed, anxious and depressed person this is not a surprise) and irritation, I have chronic gastritis, a pathognomonic sign for H. pylori which means ulcer and I have atrophy on my duodenum.

So more tests will be done including one to determine if I'm gluten intolerant, which will totally shit on my life.

Posted: **Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:34 am**

gluten intolerant

Oh God you're going to turn into "somebody who shall not be named or she'll swear I'm stalking her".

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:02 pm**

CashRules wrote:
gluten intolerant
Oh God you're going to turn into "somebody who shall not be named or she'll swear I'm stalking her".

Malk? Blackberry? Ada?

Seriously man, you need to stop stalking crazy chicks!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:03 pm**

Dr_Liszt wrote:Seriously man, you need to stop stalking crazy chicks!

Hey, I resemble that remark!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:58 pm**

I know! Which is why I made that joke.

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:04 pm**

Dr_Liszt wrote:So more tests will be done including one to determine if I'm gluten intolerant, which will totally shit on my life.

Get him to check you for the Andromeda Strain while he's at it.

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