The Pitters' Place

...DA. He makes a better tag-team partner than any of you bitches.

I agree, that was pretty cathartic.

Chime may be the first lesbian who doesn't like me.

Wait a minute. You've made it very clear you're never wrong about a person's character, and you hate DA.

He still hates me, we're just friends now.

I never said he had good character. Hey I had a friend for almost eight years and during that time I doubt we ever said more than fifteen words to each other. This is not a joke.

It's like a buddy cop movie. Which of you is the maverick who doesn't play by the rules but dammit, he gets results, and which is the by the book cop who's got the chief on his back, dammit, and also he's only five days from retirement?

I'm the grumpy chief that has the Mayor up in my ass, and I better get results soon or I want your badges and guns.

I can be the token woman in the department who does the filing while all the men run around having car chases and shooting things.

I am not a motherfucking cop.

Exactly what a cop would say.

Boomer wrote:Exactly what a cop would say.

No way, I heard that if you ask a cop if he's a cop, then he has to tell you.

Yeah, it's in the Constitution.

Derived Absurdity wrote:Yeah, it's in the Constitution.

Right next to the part that says cops can't lie to a suspect during an interrogation.

Worov just said I support Trump.

^Right-winger

Is worov aaahmemories? Style looks familiar.

That's him.

CashRules wrote:^Right-winger

Well, when one has never in his life ever said or implied anything that could possibly be construed as even vaguely right-wing by anyone with a baseline level of sanity, I guess the only logical conclusion is that he's right-wing.

#logic