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Does Piers Morgan ever stop being a dick?
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:48 pm
by CashRules
After American Ginny Thrasher won a gold medal (the first U.S. Gold in this Olympics) dickhead posted on Twitter:
"LEAST SURPRISING BREAKING NEWS EVER: America's 1st Olympic Gold Medal is for Shooting."
Oh My God, it's a 19 year old American lady with a pellet gun!
Why has nobody killed this fuckwit yet?
Re: Does Piers Morgan ever stop being a dick?
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:05 pm
by Blade Azaezel
He should be killed for making the most obvious joke ever. But unfortunately he's immortal, that's why we let you guys have him.
Re: Does Piers Morgan ever stop being a dick?
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:56 pm
by phe_de
Piers Morgan wrote:"LEAST SURPRISING BREAKING NEWS EVER: America's 1st Olympic Gold Medal is for Shooting."
As far as I know, there's nothing factually wrong with this sentence.
Shooting is traditionally one of the first Olympic events where medals are awarded, and the USA are usually among medal candidates in shooting (among other disciplines).
In my opinion, using an obvious truth to make a jab at what is perceived as gun culture is quite clever. Chapeau Morgan.
CashRules wrote:Why has nobody killed this fuckwit yet?
My guess: Not everybody wants to kill journalists who publish stuff that might offend some people. Or to put it more bluntly: Not everybody is an IS terrorist in Paris, or a person on Putin's payroll poisoning with Plutonium.
Re: Does Piers Morgan ever stop being a dick?
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 6:12 pm
by Gendo
"As far as I know, there's nothing factually wrong with this sentence."
There's all sorts of things that are factually true, yet still makes your a pretty terrible person if you go around saying them.
Re: Does Piers Morgan ever stop being a dick?
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:32 am
by BruceSmith78
Phe de steps out from the shadows.
Re: Does Piers Morgan ever stop being a dick?
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:38 pm
by Derived Absurdity
keep on truckin' phe de