This is gross and adorable and horrifying

[Anakin McFly]

it's a cockroach giving birth to tiny baby cockroaches and I cannot look away oh god

I want to cuddle them but then I realise they're cockroaches and am horrified but then I forget and want to cuddle them again and it's a continual cycle of doom and now I'm scared

https://www.facebook.com/AnimalBytesTV/ ... 157908833/

[Derived Absurdity]

Kill them all. Kill them all to death.

[Anakin McFly]

someone commented about once squashing a pregnant cockroach and having all the babies fall out

[Derived Absurdity]

Jesus f christ. I just tried to watch your nightmare Hell video, and I beat my record: I haven't not been able to get through literally half a second of video before. Thanks.

I literally just a flash of that and I immediately noped the fucking fuck out of that right the FUCK quick.

I hate you, fyi.

[Anakin McFly]

[vnufeld]

Yeah, no, I'm not going to watch that.

[BruceSmith78]

I kinda thought all insects lay eggs. That's a shitload of fuck to carry around inside. I didn't see how many she actually birthed because the video's fucking 10 minutes long and for some reason my iPad wouldn't let me fast forward, but after a couple minutes she had at least 20 of the little assholes squeezing their way out of her.

[Anakin McFly]

On the bright side, this means that if a cockroach ever crawls up your nose into your skull, they can't lay eggs in there!

[CashRules]

Most cockroaches lay an egg case called an ootheca containing anywhere from a dozen to three dozen individual eggs. This species carries the ootheca internally because it's a badass.

[Derived Absurdity]

Oooh, someone read Wikipedia today.

[Anakin McFly]

Okay, there goes the bright side.

[CashRules]

Oooh, someone read Wikipedia today.

I worked part time for a pest control company many years ago. I got to kill stuff and get paid for it.