Which murderous villain are you

[Anakin McFly]

https://www.idrlabs.com/villain/test.php

I got Osama bin Laden lol.

[Raxivace]

I also got bin Laden.

It's an amusing test but perhaps a little broad like these tend to be.

[phe_de]

The first question is already a loaded question.

"You tend to be what people expect you to be because you want to be liked"

If I say "No", what does it mean? "No, I don't tend to be what people expect me to be"; or "No, I do it but not because I want to be liked"?

Since I tend to be consequentialist, that's a difference.

I don't know if I want to take the test after that.

[Derived Absurdity]

Phe de takes online tests that determine which murderous villain you are very seriously.

[phe_de]

I now took the test, and I got...Che Guevara.

Not sure how to feel about it; but I guess that he's a more popular "murderous villain" in the first world than Osama Bin Laden.

[Boomer]

I got Putin, does this mean I'm bffs with the trumpster now?

[CashRules]

Albert Speer. LOL, I'm secretly a Nazi.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

I got Karl Doenitz, another Nazi.

[CashRules]

I got Putin, does this mean I'm bffs with the trumpster now?

BIGLY!!!

[BruceSmith78]

I got Bill Clinton.

[Cassius Clay]

Who the fuck is Rudolf Hess?

[BruceSmith78]

He's one of Santa's reindeer.

[Anakin McFly]

Who the fuck is Rudolf Hess?

Another Nazi, it seems. He was Deputy Fuhrer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Hess

[Boomer]

Lots of face-punches to be doled out in this thread.

[Derived Absurdity]

I got Bin Laden, so I guess I'm safe

[CashRules]

I got Bin Laden, so I guess I'm safe

It looks like we have a few dead bodies to drop in the ocean.

[Derived Absurdity]

You have to scapegoat someone else for my crimes and let me live in peace, comfort, and security for about ten years first.

[Raxivace]

Afterwards Kathryn Bigelow will make an okay movie about it.

[Derived Absurdity]

Never seen it, never will.

(cuz I'm dead.)

[CashRules]

I got Bill Clinton.

I always knew you were the most evil person on this board.

[maz89]

Ruhollah Khomeini - Grand Ayatollah of Iran

Like Ruhollah Khomeini, you are a visionary and a moralist of no mean order. You have grand ideals for society and little patience with those who do not submit to your authority. To your credit, you do not seek power for the sake of your own personal gain, but in order to serve the common good. However, the righteous ruler is also the most closed-minded one, and you would actually serve others better by listening to them more.

Words of Warning

Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:
- Thought you had arrived at a plan of action because you had grappled with the essence of a problem in your mind, only to discover that the practical realities were much more mundane, and much less malleable, than they were in your mind?
- Deliberately used your ability to appear stern and mysterious to throw people off course when they had a legitimate disagreement or point of protest that you did not wish them to speak aloud?
- Purposefully shrouded or misled people about your family origins in order to fuel speculation about your personality?
- Thought that your opposition to a cause was merely fueled by critical analysis and intellectual defiance when others could clearly sense that you were emotionally enraged?
- Found yourself unable to compromise and stoop to opportunism on account of your high ideals, even when it was the right thing to do?

Guilty of the fourth bullet, maybe. Not sure about the rest.

[BruceSmith78]

I got Bill Clinton.

I always knew you were the most evil person on this board.

I actually didn't even take the test. Who the fuck has time for 46 fucking questions?

[Derived Absurdity]

I genuinely admire and legitimately strive to reach Bruce's level of impatience and laziness. I'm not there yet, but it's a work in progress.

[maz89]

https://www.idrlabs.com/villain/test.php

I got Osama bin Laden lol.

I also got bin Laden.

It's an amusing test but perhaps a little broad like these tend to be.

I got Bin Laden, so I guess I'm safe

So many with bin Laden. What was his personality type again?

[BruceSmith78]

I genuinely admire and legitimately strive to reach Bruce's level of impatience and laziness. I'm not there yet, but it's a work in progress.

I could teach you, but that'd be too much work.

[Cassius Clay]

I've been punching myself in the face since I took this test

[OpiateOfTheMasses]

I got Joseph Stalin. Do I win a prize for being the biggest mass murderer so far?

[CashRules]

I got Joseph Stalin. Do I win a prize for being the biggest mass murderer so far?

Did you know he's the same person as Karl Marx?

[OpiateOfTheMasses]

Hahaha!

[Eva Yojimbo]

I got Mao Zedong:

Like Mao Zedong, you are intellectually curious and novelty-seeking to a fault. You are bored by doing things the tried-and-true way and love nothing better than to embark on a new and challenging project. However, keep in mind that those around you may not appreciate experiments as much as you do - particularly if they will have to deal with the consequences long after you've lost interest and moved on.

Words of Warning

Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:

Chased after something completely new and untried because it stimulated your imagination, only to find that there were very good practical reasons that this particular solution had never been tried?
Found yourself unable to focus because you were on such an intellectual high that you positively wanted to do everything at once?
Driven others to exhaustion by seeking out argument and controversy, possibly even arguing both sides of a case just for the fun of it?
Found yourself unable "to leave well enough alone," always having to tinker and push against the boundaries just to see what would happen?
"Sweated the small stuff" and forgotten about important things like flight times, tax returns, and subscription renewals simply because you could not be bothered to deal with the nitty-gritty of practical matters?

Pretty close to me I'd say.