So...is...is Melania dead?

[Cassius Clay]

This missing Melania story is starting to get real sinister...

[Raxivace]

Either way Melania has been dead on the inside since Trump became President-Elect.

[Cassius Clay]

I mostly hesitate to feel bad for her, but this actually has me worried.

[Monk]

I really don't care do u?

[Cassius Clay]

(tbh i was less concerned about Melania and more about the idea that we might have reached a stage where the President could just murder his wife and then ask us what we're gonna do about it)

[Monk]

He'd just pardon himself, yeah?

I wish I were joking.