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I've probably been in about 10 physical fights or near fights in my life. Thankfully, no fights as an adult(Maybe one close call where some piece of shit grabbed my girlfriend's ass so hard that his fingers almost penetrated her vagina...but I was too drunk to comprehend what was happening, and actually ended up in the hospital later that night. But, that's a story for another time).

When I was 8 I got into a physical fight with my 10 year old cousin. I got my ass whooped and cried.

This is the cousin that looks like Marion Cotillard. Yes, my female cousin gave me a beating and on top of that I cried. And I was embarrassed for crying. I don't remember who started it, but she sure as hell finished it. Now, that I'm a grown ass man and twice her size, I'd like a rematch.

And you? Tell me about your fights.

The only fight I ever lost was to a woman. She hit me in the back of the head with an air pump.

I've never been in a fight. In fact, I'm pretty sure the only physical fights I've ever witnessed were in my own home (lol childhood trauma lol).

Can't remember the fights I had as a kid, but as a kid I had a fucking temper on me, I'd be easily wound up. Which is funny as barely anything bothers me now, most people see me as quite a calm person with a lot of patience.

As an adult I've never been in one. There's something about being 6'2 and 16 Stone (more in the past) that makes people not pick fights with you. I don't go looking for them either.

I did learn hand to hand combat once with the US Army, I successfully managed to get the better of this dude who was several inches taller and several stone heavier, in almost anything I did. I'm pretty good at shifting my weight around, more of a grappler than a fighter.

Handful before high school. Two handfuls more during high school. And just a handful since. None started by me. Most of them have been defending someone (usually a girl) who's getting messed with. A few have been in self-defense, i.e. attempted muggings. Never like, "Hey, fuck you!" and we fought. There's always been either a third person involved or a mugging attempt. The only time I lost was when I got pistol whipped. The only one I ran away from was when my brother and I had a gun pulled on us.

Cassius Clay wrote:I've probably been in about 10 physical fights or near fights in my life. Thankfully, no fights as an adult(Maybe one close call where some piece of shit grabbed my girlfriend's ass so hard that his fingers almost penetrated her vagina...but I was too drunk to comprehend what was happening, and actually ended up in the hospital later that night. But, that's a story for another time).

When I was 8 I got into a physical fight with my 10 year old cousin. I got my ass whooped and cried.

This is the cousin that looks like Marion Cotillard. Yes, my female cousin gave me a beating and on top of that I cried. And I was embarrassed for crying. I don't remember who started it, but she sure as hell finished it. Now, that I'm a grown ass man and twice her size, I'd like a rematch.

And you? Tell me about your fights.

It's nice to know my doppleganger gave you a nice beating!

Also I have never been on a fist fight. I was target of physical violence as a child, but it was never a fight, and as an adult, my friend and I were chased by a group of girls because her boyfriend was talking to my friend. But they only threaten us. So no, I would probably just close my eyes and get it over with.

I've never really been in a fight for kind of the same reasons as whitey; I've been a larger fellow most of my life, been doing football, rugby, baseball, and track my whole life so I look strong. Didn't really have any stereotypical bullies in school, at least none that I ever interacted with.

I had a bowling ball thrown at my head once. I was 15ish. I was sitting on a couch and the ball came flying and right after that the chick that threw it. She jumped on me and started punching but she got tangled with the guy who was trying to stop her which left me the ability to nail her many times in the stomach until she was pulled off me. Good times.

Me and her are still good friends.