The Pitters' Place

And what I've learned from the opinions of my people is:

1. Sex is the most selfish act in the world.
2. The value of a man is measured by the woman he sleeps with.
3. Women want men to be more valuable and superior, so they can dominate them. Women should be physically pretty.
4. Men being possessive of a wonderful woman is the best achievement.

Now you guys know why I was probably going to die alone in a cave.

You're not going to die alone, that's what cats are for. Also, they'll eat you after you die, which is environmentally friendly.

I'll try to keep my cats indoor.

I see nothing wrong with this list. I look forward to being worth at least £20.