I ate more than 160 sandwiches today
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 4:57 pm
Hello,
I just popped in to tell you all that I ate more than 160 sandwiches today. Either 203 or 214 sandwiches were eaten by me. They were all the same sandwich. Well, not the same, but identical. Well, not identical, but of very, very similar composition.
Beyond eating 309 sandwiches, I also cleaned some dishes (one fork and two small hats) and looked out the window for a while. Some children were making sports until my unbroken gaze unnerved them and they left. Pretty beat, think I’ll head to bed. Head hurts. Stinky feet. This place is way too hectic for my blood.
Tomorrow I shall endeavor to eat more than 180 sandwiches, probably 329 or 126. I’m thinking perhaps cheese and also some butter. Very exciting news.
Good luck to you all, we're counting on you.
Sincerely,
Randall Flagg
I just popped in to tell you all that I ate more than 160 sandwiches today. Either 203 or 214 sandwiches were eaten by me. They were all the same sandwich. Well, not the same, but identical. Well, not identical, but of very, very similar composition.
Beyond eating 309 sandwiches, I also cleaned some dishes (one fork and two small hats) and looked out the window for a while. Some children were making sports until my unbroken gaze unnerved them and they left. Pretty beat, think I’ll head to bed. Head hurts. Stinky feet. This place is way too hectic for my blood.
Tomorrow I shall endeavor to eat more than 180 sandwiches, probably 329 or 126. I’m thinking perhaps cheese and also some butter. Very exciting news.
Good luck to you all, we're counting on you.
Sincerely,
Randall Flagg