Flicks I seen
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:05 pm
Whiplash - To put it simply, if you haven't seen this movie yet, you're a bad person. It's as close as you can get to two hours (or whatever) of cinematic perfection. Its ambiguity, first of all, is pretty fascinating - even though it sounds like it's following the traditional "harsh yet inspirational mentor" storyline, the direction it actually took was pretty unique. JK Simmons was pretty intense and terrifying as the antagonist, of sorts. He's sort of reminiscent of that lame sergeant dude from Full Metal Jacket, although that's fairly insulting, as he could easily make the FMJ dude start crying after about three minutes. Seriously, I can't think of a character more consistently intimidating in a movie. It's strengthened by the ambiguity - that you really don't know if he's a good guy "deep down" or not or whether he has other peoples' best interests in mind. But the entire movie is pretty visceral and intense, not just him. It doesn't let up, ever. I don't know how it'll let up on repeat viewings - that was a problem with Black Swan, it was pretty electrifying the first time I watched it and pretty dull the second time - but it's still amazing.
THG: Mockingjay - sucked
Oculus - wtf? This was lame as hell. It wasn't scary, it wasn't atmospheric, it wasn't nothing. The characters were dumb, the haunted mirror was dumb, the fingernail torture scenes were dumb, the "twist" or whatever was dumb, it all sucked. It was like a slightly better version of the Grudge.
Skins - this is a British drama show starring at least two actors from Game of Thrones. I liked them much better here. I dunno, it's a pretty slow-paced teenage drama thing, following the melodramatic adventures of a group of teenagers who are simultaneously far too mature and far too immature for their age group at the same time. They're mature so you can sympathize with them as adults, and immature so they can get into some unrealistic misadventures to keep the plot going. But despite my tone it's fairly well-done, the characters are all sympathetic and well-rounded, the actors are good, the humor works, the tone is consistent, the soundtrack is very good. There isn't any overarching narrative or anything, it's basically a soap opera where nothing that happens seems to be building to anything (much like Game of Thrones!), but whatever, I enjoyed it. It's a guilty pleasure thing, as I would probably feel faintly embarrassed if I admitted I liked it to anyone I know. I've only seen the first two seasons, and it seems to rotate whole new casts of characters every two seasons or so. I don't know why.
Jupiter Ascending - no.
Pontypool - pretty unique horror movie. Good in the first two acts, basically took a nose-dive in the last third when the "twist" was revealed. Turns out it was trying to make some heavy-handed social commentary about the media and politicians or something. Lame. The first half is good enough to watch, though.
Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot I also saw Fury a few days ago. Here's my recap: boring military guns war violence gore war guns military guns war RAPE SCENE RAPE SCENE RAPE SCENE war guns train tank war last stand death end. It sucked.
THG: Mockingjay - sucked
Oculus - wtf? This was lame as hell. It wasn't scary, it wasn't atmospheric, it wasn't nothing. The characters were dumb, the haunted mirror was dumb, the fingernail torture scenes were dumb, the "twist" or whatever was dumb, it all sucked. It was like a slightly better version of the Grudge.
Skins - this is a British drama show starring at least two actors from Game of Thrones. I liked them much better here. I dunno, it's a pretty slow-paced teenage drama thing, following the melodramatic adventures of a group of teenagers who are simultaneously far too mature and far too immature for their age group at the same time. They're mature so you can sympathize with them as adults, and immature so they can get into some unrealistic misadventures to keep the plot going. But despite my tone it's fairly well-done, the characters are all sympathetic and well-rounded, the actors are good, the humor works, the tone is consistent, the soundtrack is very good. There isn't any overarching narrative or anything, it's basically a soap opera where nothing that happens seems to be building to anything (much like Game of Thrones!), but whatever, I enjoyed it. It's a guilty pleasure thing, as I would probably feel faintly embarrassed if I admitted I liked it to anyone I know. I've only seen the first two seasons, and it seems to rotate whole new casts of characters every two seasons or so. I don't know why.
Jupiter Ascending - no.
Pontypool - pretty unique horror movie. Good in the first two acts, basically took a nose-dive in the last third when the "twist" was revealed. Turns out it was trying to make some heavy-handed social commentary about the media and politicians or something. Lame. The first half is good enough to watch, though.
Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot I also saw Fury a few days ago. Here's my recap: boring military guns war violence gore war guns military guns war RAPE SCENE RAPE SCENE RAPE SCENE war guns train tank war last stand death end. It sucked.