Lately, I've been side braiding my hair.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:50 pm

Because it's easy, it keeps the hair in place and also when I undo it, the waves look more defined.

Don't care what people think!!!

Why am I telling you this? Because I'm alone in a Saturday morning, waiting for the piano guy to come here and tune my piano.

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:54 pm

In this case, 'piano' is code and whitey ought to be suspicious.

Post by **aels** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:57 pm

I am so in need of a haircut. It's reaching Lady Godiva lengths and it's so thick and heavy that it's really hard to keep it out of the way. I'm just really bad at getting it cut regularly, which is how I stopped having short hair. Who *actually* gets their hair cut every 6 weeks? Nobody, because that is insane.

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:01 pm

I get my hair cut every 3 months, if I can be bothered. it's a time waste and I hate having to make small talk with hairdressers.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:02 pm

Blade Azaezel wrote:In this case, 'piano' is code and whitey ought to be suspicious.

Well he's an old dude, like 70.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:05 pm

aels wrote:I am so in need of a haircut. It's reaching Lady Godiva lengths and it's so thick and heavy that it's really hard to keep it out of the way. I'm just really bad at getting it cut regularly, which is how I stopped having short hair. Who *actually* gets their hair cut every 6 weeks? Nobody, because that is insane.

Mine is pretty long, it was around my waist two months ago but cut three inches out. It's layered so I don't look even more like the girl from the ring.

I used to cut it every 6 weeks mostly because I ironed it and the heat does destroy that shit. Now it looks healthy and will never cut it. Ever.

Post by **aels** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:06 pm

Blade Azaezel wrote:I get my hair cut every 3 months, if I can be bothered. it's a time waste and I hate having to make small talk with hairdressers.

And that's why I don't get it cut. Also, forgetfulness. It's been about six months since I last went and every time they nag me for not coming in more often like, maybe if you cut my hair in silence and didn't make eye contact, I would come here more

Post by **aels** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:07 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:Mine is pretty long, it was around my waist two months ago but cut three inches out. It's layered so I don't look even more like the girl from the ring.

That's why I got mine layered!

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:15 pm

Oh gosh. I don't think you look like her though. In my case even Michael has said I look like her, he even took a picture where I look all demonic and stuff.

Maybe that's why people don't like me.

Post by **aels** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:16 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:Oh gosh. I don't think you look like her though. In my case even Michael has said I look like her, he even took a picture where I look all demonic and stuff.

Maybe that's why people don't like me.

Well, that's because he's a terrible person

Your hair is much straighter than mine though, mine tends to go sideways as well as down. You are cute as a button and don't you forget it, madam.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:22 pm

I have it straightened in all the pics I've showed you, even on my avatar it's all due the magic of heat. Naturally is quite wavy, I think it might be like yours. I have to use a lot of creams and stuff to keep it from frizzing.

Post by **aels** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:24 pm

Oh, I see! I've never straightened my hair, it's naturally on the dry side and I don't want to frazzle it further. Also, I know I would burn the house down myself. I can't be bothered to use any product so I just let my frizz fly free.

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:38 pm

I get my hair cut about once a year and I never comb it because I am the laziest man alive.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:28 pm

I don't think I've touched a comb in about six years. I always cut my own hair because I don't like other people cutting my hair. Having to talk to them and stuff. Or sitting in awkward silence. It usually looks like crap but that's the price we pay.

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:42 pm

One of the few benefits of not being fluent in Spanish is not having to talk to my barber. When I do get my hair cut, the person doing it almost never speaks English. I just don't like taking the time to get it done. I'd rather play video games or watch TV or do nothing.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:44 pm

BruceSmith78 wrote:I just don't like taking the time to get it done. I'd rather play video games or watch TV or do nothing.

That's why I never brush my teeth.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:57 pm

Derived Absurdity wrote:
BruceSmith78 wrote:I just don't like taking the time to get it done. I'd rather play video games or watch TV or do nothing.
That's why I never brush my teeth.

OH MY GOD!!!!

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:17 pm

You should be thanking him. If everyone brushed their teeth all the time, you'd be out of a job.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:18 pm

Is it really worth it? Some people will have different answers.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:19 pm

BruceSmith78 wrote:You should be thanking him. If everyone brushed their teeth all the time, you'd be out of a job.

^ Yeah, that. Be grateful!

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:32 pm

Derived Absurdity wrote: Is it really worth it? Some people will have different answers.

What answers?

No, not thankful because well... Periodontitis is an ugly disease.
On the last video of Queen where Freddie Mercury was still alive, he clearly has it.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:39 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote: No, not thankful because well... Periodontitis is an ugly disease.
On the last video of Queen where Freddie Mercury was still alive, he clearly has it.

So you're saying it'll make me rich and famous and successful? I'm ok with that.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:49 pm

Well... he didn't have it before! Just when he was about to turn around the corner. When outside the dawn was breaking but inside in the dark he was aching to be free.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:42 pm

I feel I should add a few things to this thread.

I like the side braid.

I would totally tune her piano.

I'm bitter because most of you have hair to actually cut.

Liszt did look like the girl from the ring....still would.

That is all.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:19 pm

Quick question: Left or right side braid (it matters dammit!)?

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:21 pm

Right.

Also, the piano guy didn't come.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:21 pm

I should hope not.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:28 pm

Fine, I'll ask again:

or

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:37 pm

She said right didn't she?

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:43 pm

Whitey wrote:She said right didn't she?

English is an ambiguous language. She could have been saying "correct" to something.

Anyway, looks like she chose the Katniss.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:46 pm

She did. I can confirm that anyway.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:48 pm

Right. Because I'm left handed and it's easier to put it in that directions.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:21 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:Right. Because I'm left handed and it's easier to put it in that directions.

I tried imagining what that's like, but I'm not really seeing it, though I don't have long enough hair for a braid (nor do I plant to) and I'm right handed.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:47 pm

aels wrote:I am so in need of a haircut.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:55 pm

Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:
Dr_Liszt wrote:Right. Because I'm left handed and it's easier to put it in that directions.
I tried imagining what that's like, but I'm not really seeing it, though I don't have long enough hair for a braid (nor do I plant to) and I'm right handed.

What's what? Braiding your hair? You divide in three parts, and then put the left one to the rightest side and you go like that until there's no hair left. Or something. You get the idea. I could do it on the left side, it's just that I do it on the right since that's what is natural for me.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:07 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:
Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:
Dr_Liszt wrote:Right. Because I'm left handed and it's easier to put it in that directions.
I tried imagining what that's like, but I'm not really seeing it, though I don't have long enough hair for a braid (nor do I plant to) and I'm right handed.
What's what? Braiding your hair? You divide in three parts, and then put the left one to the rightest side and you go like that until there's no hair left. Or something. You get the idea. I could do it on the left side, it's just that I do it on the right since that's what is natural for me.

Putting the braid on the on the right side with your left hand. But I didn't take into account you making it yourself. I was imagining a braid already made in the back and using the left hand to bring it forward.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:37 pm

It's already made in the back. I french braid that shit, kind of like Elsa. It looks messy though, I'm not really good at it.

Post by **aels** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:30 am

CashRules wrote:
aels wrote:I am so in need of a haircut.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bitch, I do what I want. Anyway, I'm keeping it long, I just want a trim and a general tidy-up.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:32 am

Bitch, I do what I want.

OOOH AAAH

Post by **aels** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:36 am

Trufax, a big part of the reason I cut my hair really short ages ago was because my ex-boyfriend said that he didn't ever want me to cut my hair so I got it all lopped off to show him who made the rules.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:44 am

Cut all your hair off, now!

Post by **aels** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:44 am

Don't push me because I will

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:45 am

The only reason I don't cut mine is because it's the one thing I like about myself and the one thing I remotely take care of.
When people have complimented my natural hair are honestly the only compliments that lift my spirits a bit. I'm a little sad.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:12 pm

I don't get my hair cut often because it's dammed expensive around here.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:42 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:The only reason I don't cut mine is because it's the one thing I like about myself and the one thing I remotely take care of.
When people have complimented my natural hair are honestly the only compliments that lift my spirits a bit. I'm a little sad.

Your hair is awesome. As is everything else. Just saying.

OurGloriousLeader · Post by **OurGloriousLeader** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:56 pm

NO ONE CARES