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My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:21 am
by Dr_Liszt
I heard that he fell off so I got up and went to see if he was ok. I found him at the stairs, pick it up, was hugging the little bastard when all of the sudden he starts stretching his paws and legs and got all stiff. [sad] So I took him to the bed and my dad and I waited for him to get it over.

Right now he is annoying everyone as usual. But still. Quite unpleasant. [sad]

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:24 am
by BruceSmith78
All chihuahuas are from hell. Redundant statement is redundant.

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:30 am
by Dr_Liszt
This one is clearly Satan's spawn.


Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:53 am
by BruceSmith78
Well of course when it's a puppy it's gonna be cute, but then it's gonna grow into a loud, annoying creature that looks like the love child of Yoda and Master Splinter.

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:33 am
by CashRules
You haven't lived until you pull into a driveway in Mississippi and see a "beware of Dog" sign right above a chihuahua tied to a tree with a logging chain and a pack of about 20 of the rat bastards running loose. Then the owner tells you they have to keep one on a chain because even the family is afraid of what it would do to them if they allowed it to run loose.

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:46 am
by Blade Azaezel
I hate chihuahuas. They're yappy, mouthy little bastards and they have no right to be. You could kill one with a swift kick to the head. A real dog has to at least be big enough that it feels like carrying a sack of potatoes. Anything else is a rat.

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:41 pm
by Dr_Liszt
What about "I hope he is ok, Liszt!" "Let's hope is not serious, Liszt." "He'll be better soon." [none] You people are assholes.

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:07 pm
by BruceSmith78
When I read the OP, I got the impression he is ok, and he already got better. If that's not the case, then yeah, I hope he gets better.

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:08 pm
by Blade Azaezel
I'm just an asshole and don't care [none]

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:26 pm
by Dr_Liszt
BruceSmith78 wrote:When I read the OP, I got the impression he is ok, and he already got better. If that's not the case, then yeah, I hope he gets better.
Well he is, but you know. You people are still assholes.

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:18 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
BruceSmith78 wrote:When I read the OP, I got the impression he is ok, and he already got better. If that's not the case, then yeah, I hope he gets better.

This.

Also, I think it was well established we're all assholes well before this thread.

Re: My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:19 pm
by Derived Absurdity
I hope he is ok, Liszt