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This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:11 am
by Anakin McFly
Keanu Reeves is an Ugly Mass of Shlogged Bones!
Yes! i used to like him once, but this lasted before I saw the lustful guys of Brad Pitt, Mel Gibson and Kevin Costner, I also think Tom Cruise is OK. From then I began to hate this Keanu(when I came to know that he was born in Beirut - Lebanon). I now think that he is not even cute, but i think he's kinda ugly guy that does not even come close to Tom Cruise. I used to write suff as "I love Keanu" but that lasted till I saw, pointbreak, that meant a proof of his ugly looks. I realized also that he has an ugly boyish, kind of body! Come on Girls! Wake up! Wakos! Keanu has no body, he's just bones. Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson and Brad pitt are the handsomest for me! i also love T.Cruise though he is sort of a short sized figure. Keanu is an Asshole! I hate Arab People, with all my heart! especially when born in places such as Lebanon- (that means the word SPERM in our Maltese Language (libanon)- I also think he is sorta gay guy. Puk on him puuuuuuuuukkkkkjjjjjjjjjj. the Place BEIRUT makes me think of Keanu is a child Rapist. Because that what Arab People are! So for those who love Keanu Reeves - GET OVER IT... or you must be fuqin headed...
THERE ARE LOTS OF LOTHSOME PEOPLE LIKE HIM OUT THERE!!HHHHHIHIHIHHH! RUN HIDE POLICE!!!! KEANU GO AWAY!
- Graziella Borg
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Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:22 am
by aels
Isn't Salmon Maltese? Just sayin'.
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:56 pm
by CashRules
Can't we just pick on him for being a horrible actor?
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:02 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
aels wrote:Isn't Salmon Maltese? Just sayin'.
Um, yes, yes I am..
but to this:
I hate Arab People, with all my heart! especially when born in places such as Lebanon- (that means the word SPERM in our Maltese Language (libanon)- I also think he is sorta gay guy
Irony is ironic. For a start, the correct Maltese word for sperm is "isperma" not libanon. Liba (or rather Il liba) is Maltese
slang for sperm.
Secondly, Maltese are for all intents and purposes, mostly of Arabic stock, I mean, sure, most of us are mutts but one of the most dominant contributing "races" would be Arabic, mostly from Turkey but really from all over the middle east - mixed in with a healthy dose of Sicilians etc.
The language is essentially - Arabic.
so, in a nutshell what you are dealing with here is a nut who doesn't seem to understand much about either their own language or genealogy
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:04 am
by aels
Nice save, Keanu-hater.
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:08 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
aels wrote:Nice save, Keanu-hater.
I'm still no fan of Keanu, but I like to think that has more to do with me having watched his movies rather than because he was born in sperm, I mean, Lebanon
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:15 am
by CashRules
I'm still no fan of Keanu
Well said!
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:22 am
by Anakin McFly
Not to mention that Keanu isn't even Arabic - his parents just happened to be staying in Beirut when he was born.
Can't we just pick on him for being a horrible actor?
No.
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:11 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
Well,
at least we can agree on the subject line, this is a very weird objection to voice
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:19 am
by Dr_Liszt
Is Arabic like Hispanic? Where you inherit the Hispanicity just by being born in Hispanic countries even if your parents don't have the heritage. Like Alexis Bledel.
I don't think he is arabic unless he is Lebanese or speaks the language or whatever, which I think he isn't and doesn't.
Edit: I don't know if Alexis Bledel was born in Argentina. But I know her parents are Dutch-American. But she is a Latino girl. That's what I mean by inheriting the Hispanicalicitycity without actually being from Spain.
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:21 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
Dr_Liszt wrote:Is Arabic like Hispanic? Where you inherit the Hispanicity just by being born in Hispanic countries even if your parents don't have the heritage. Like Alexis Bledel.
I don't think he is arabic unless he is Lebanese or speaks the language or whatever, which I think he isn't and doesn't.
I'm pretty sure you become Arabic by being a mooslim - this is what I've learnt from watching the news
Re: This is the weirdest thing anyone has said about Keanu
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 3:20 am
by Anakin McFly
at least we can agree on the subject line, this is a very weird objection to voice
The crux of her argument seems to be:
- She thought Keanu was cute, but then she found out he was Arab - which he isn't and she sort of is - and on the basis of her anti-Arabic hatred she decided this meant he was ugly and a child rapist, and that this means we should puke on him and call the police.
The internet is a bizarre place.