One of the advantages of being relatively pretty

[Dr_Liszt]

Is that you can go to places, get hungry but have no money because you spent it on work stuff, go to a food stand and be like "How much does this cost?" When people give you the price, you'd be like "Aww, such a shame since I can't afford it, I have no money." So the clerks will offer to give you the food for free while the other customers offer to buy you lunch! So you get a free lunch!

You guys should try that some time.

[sikax]

Female bartenders give me free or discounted drinks all the time. Yes, it's nice being pretty.

[Derived Absurdity]

you guys make me SICK

[CashRules]

My sister flashed her tits at a cop to get out of a speeding ticket one time. I shouldn't know this, but I do. That's actually one of the tamest things she's done.

[Whitey]

I hope you pay them back properly at some point buttz. Either with money or another method, it's only fair.

[OurGloriousLeader]

Good thing your family is wealthy then Liszt.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[aels]

Liszt, I can't decide whether you are a gender traitor or you're working a broken system to your advantage. Mostly I'm mad that I don't get free food

[CashRules]

You just need to say "But I'm pretty."

[aels]

That's a matter of opinion

[CashRules]

My opinion is the only one that matters. Everyone else will have opinions based on my approval.

[Monk]

Liszt, I can't decide whether you are a gender traitor or you're working a broken system to your advantage. Mostly I'm mad that I don't get free food

Clearly, you need to emulate Brandon's sister

[Blade Azaezel]

I suppose in a country where everyone looks like a melty faced Chernobyl survivor, the least uggo is queen?

[Dr_Liszt]

[Whitey]

Liszt, I can't decide whether you are a gender traitor or you're working a broken system to your advantage. Mostly I'm mad that I don't get free food

Pretty sure there's a fairly foolproof way for most women to get free food.