The Pitters' Place

Is that you can go to places, get hungry but have no money because you spent it on work stuff, go to a food stand and be like "How much does this cost?" When people give you the price, you'd be like "Aww, such a shame since I can't afford it, I have no money." So the clerks will offer to give you the food for free while the other customers offer to buy you lunch! So you get a free lunch!

You guys should try that some time.

Female bartenders give me free or discounted drinks all the time. Yes, it's nice being pretty.

you guys make me SICK

My sister flashed her tits at a cop to get out of a speeding ticket one time. I shouldn't know this, but I do. That's actually one of the tamest things she's done.

I hope you pay them back properly at some point buttz. Either with money or another method, it's only fair.

Good thing your family is wealthy then Liszt.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Liszt, I can't decide whether you are a gender traitor or you're working a broken system to your advantage. Mostly I'm mad that I don't get free food

You just need to say "But I'm pretty."

That's a matter of opinion

My opinion is the only one that matters. Everyone else will have opinions based on my approval.

aels wrote:Liszt, I can't decide whether you are a gender traitor or you're working a broken system to your advantage. Mostly I'm mad that I don't get free food

Clearly, you need to emulate Brandon's sister

I suppose in a country where everyone looks like a melty faced Chernobyl survivor, the least uggo is queen?

aels wrote:Liszt, I can't decide whether you are a gender traitor or you're working a broken system to your advantage. Mostly I'm mad that I don't get free food

Pretty sure there's a fairly foolproof way for most women to get free food.