Noah

[CashRules]

Jesus Christ, this story is even more incestuous than the Bible version.

[Anakin McFly]

That was one of the weirder movies I've seen in a while.

[aels]

I want to see it because apparently it is a movie that is entirely off its tits.

[Ptolemy_Banana]

It's fairly off its tits, this is true. Giant rock-monsters.

Also, Ray Winstone.

[Derived Absurdity]

It was also incredibly boring.

[Blade Azaezel]

Was Emma Watson, at any point, particularly hot?

[CashRules]

She looked dirty most of the time. I mean dirty as in covered with dirt, not sleazy. She also wore too many clothes.

[CashRules]

For those who haven't seen it but don't care about spoilers, read below:

In the Biblical story, all three of Noah's sons have their wives aboard the ark. This means that the incest would have started with the next generation when first cousin fucking would be necessary. In this telling, only the oldest son has a wife and she gives birth to twin daughters while on the ark. This means the children would need to grow up and be banged by their uncles so the incest starts immediately. This raises the ick factor considerably. Instead of five distinct sources of DNA: Noah, his wife, and the sons' three wives; you have only three. Of course, we are talking about people who were already so hopelessly inbred that they would have no chance of survival had they actually existed, but there's no reason to make it even worse.