The Pitters' Place

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Sounds like a load of wank to me.

If my hands get pregnant, wouldn't I end up with 4 hands, like Goro? That might be kinda cool.

Over here they start to grow hair. You end up with hairy hands.

You're both wrong. Actually what happens is all the cum you wasted accumulates in hell, so the more you masturbate the more chances you have of indefinitely drowning in cum.