The Pitters' Place

How do you plan to celebrate Getting Your Asses Kicked Day?

Reminding you that winning the war of independence doesn't change the fact that you are my bitch

I'm going to burn down a scale model of the white house and write a strongly worded letter to the French for their aid in your little rebellion.

When your excuse for losing is "The French helped you!" you're really getting desperate.

There are many reasons for the Brits losing the war, none of which are "The Americans were better". But at the end of the day, it's a bigger celebration to the yanks than it is to us. Mostly we just don't care.

Blade Azaezel wrote:There are many reasons for the Brits losing the war, none of which are "The Americans were better". But at the end of the day, it's a bigger celebration to the yanks than it is to us. Mostly we just don't care.

^ that

I don't think Americans really care either. Mostly we just use it as an excuse to get drunk all weekend.

I'm already drinking.

I'm already drunk, but I didn't know tomorrow's a holiday?

Sadly, I'm not really drunk, I'm at work.

We'll sit back, and have a cup of tea, then pop along to our local hospitals for free medical care.

lol

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=11&v=kyhCOPh48ew[/youtube]

Um... wow. Holy shit. I do not recommend this guy's other videos. I had no idea what they were, I swear.

^ outstanding - Is this reflective of what the average person in the street would know tho, cos if Americans do one thing better than most countries its you normally have a decent understanding of the official version of your history. I'm amazing that he could find anyone (even if it was the product of selective editing ) that didn't know what independence day was all about

Derived Absurdity wrote:Um... wow. Holy shit. I do not recommend this guy's other videos. I had no idea what they were, I swear.

And holy fucking shit - clicked on his profile and the first video is "Lady Gaga Admits to pact with Satan".

I think you found Crytothealmighty's youtube

Oh it was most certainly selective editing. All these types of videos are.

If I had to guess I would say most Americans probably know the basics about the fourth of July. I just thought this video was funny.

Yeah - it was funny - people not knowing obvious shit is almost always funny except when its depressing.

But with this guy - fuck me did you trip into a minefield of some serious fucked up delusional thinking - been torn between watching some of his videos for their unintentional comedic value and not wanting to give him more hits.. Decided to pick two and leave it at that. The Gaga shit is dialogue and assumption worthy of erjen. Knowing that there are at least two people in the world, let alone thousands is wrecking my afternoon.

thesalmonofdoubt wrote:

Derived Absurdity wrote:Um... wow. Holy shit. I do not recommend this guy's other videos. I had no idea what they were, I swear.

And holy fucking shit - clicked on his profile and the first video is "Lady Gaga Admits to pact with Satan".

I think you found Crytothealmighty's youtube

Wow, I hadn't even seen that one, I was just looking at his most recent ones. I just got done watching one where he tried to convince some poor dude of the Illuminati. Damn, that was painful.

The dude is seriously a fucking nut. What's sad is that over ten thousand people saw that videos and liked it.

thesalmonofdoubt wrote:Yeah - it was funny - people not knowing obvious shit is almost always funny except when its depressing.

But with this guy - fuck me did you trip into a minefield of some serious fucked up delusional thinking - been torn between watching some of his videos for their unintentional comedic value and not wanting to give him more hits.. Decided to pick two and leave it at that. The Gaga shit is dialogue and assumption worthy of erjen. Knowing that there are at least two people in the world, let alone thousands is wrecking my afternoon.

I am so sorry. I accidentally stumbled into the dark insane corner of youtube and I dragged you with me. Jesus... there are so many racist conspiracy theorist dipshits on youtube... I had no idea... so is this where they all hang out? Damn... I'm gonna be busy for a while.

I'm watching his video on Charleston right now and he just insulted Hannibal. He just insulted Hannibal. BITCH YOU DO NOT INSULT HANNIBAL.

And this is why the US is worse off without British government. Your nuts are far more prolific and nutty than ours

Derived Absurdity wrote:I'm watching his video on Charleston right now and he just insulted Hannibal. He just insulted Hannibal. BITCH YOU DO NOT INSULT HANNIBAL.

Barkas or Lecter?