What chocolate type is best?

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Which chocolate do you prefer?

Milk
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57%
Dark
4
29%
White
2
14%
 
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What chocolate type is best?

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Milk, dark, white?
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White or milk are equally nommy but I picked white because the Milkybars are on me. Dark chocolate is horrible and I hate it. If I want to taste something bitter and unpleasant, I'll just look at a successful person who is the same age as me and then swallow my own bile.
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I actually like all three. If I had to choose, I'd actually take dark chocolate for the health benefits, but since this isn't about which one is healthier...
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Dark chocolate is of the devil. And it's a lot more toxic to dogs than milk chocolate and that alone is enough to put a hex on it and ban it from civilization. Never tasted white so no comment.
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Gypsy-Vanner wrote: Never tasted white so no comment.
You never ate a Zero bar? Women are weird.
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While I like chocolate enuff, I'm just a casual fan, its not something I eat or think about unless someone else buys it and physically puts it in front of me.

Like creamy/sweet over tart so either one of White or Milk works - dark is something I usually use just to cook with.

Out of Milk or White, I probably prefer Milk
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All but 1 of the responses to this pole are completely incorrect, and I'm ashamed to know you people.
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And what pole would you be referring to? The one on stage that's a bit sticky with unspecified bodily secretions or the one you are apparently going to need to climb yourself out of that awesome grammar mistake?
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Maybe he means that Unvoiced_Apollo is secretly Polish.
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Now I'm wondering just how much experience Dragon has with a certain kind of pole and how much trouble I'm in for making this post.
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Aren't Polish people called Pollock's? So like one Polish person would be a Pollock and two or more would be Pollock's? Or is Pole more urban slang for them Pollack's? I want to be politically correct and all in my slang usage.

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Over here, Polish people are Poles. I had always heard that Polack was something of a pejorative.
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Well darn tootin! You Learn something new every day!
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I am fun *and* educational!
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I am looking forward to our future educational sessions.
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Um, Pollack is a bigoted slur over here as well.
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It's Pollock, not Pollack. Get your bigoted slurs right man. [eyes]
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It's all of them, you silly bobs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polack
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Gypsy-Vanner wrote:Dark chocolate is of the devil. And it's a lot more toxic to dogs than milk chocolate and that alone is enough to put a hex on it and ban it from civilization..
So, what i gather from this is that you give food to your dog that's toxic to them, just less toxic than dark chocolate [none].
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[none] back at ya.

Dark chocolate tastes bitter to me so I avoid it at all costs but I thought it would sound more funny to blame it on dogs. Because I'm cool.
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Why did the Polack think his wife was trying to kill him?

He found her bottle of Polish Remover.
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Dark is the best.

White doesn't even have Cocoa solids in it, so it's techically not chocolate. It's using its privilege to claim the name chocolate.
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Dark is best there is this dark chocolate with seasalt grains... yummy I can't eat more than 2 squares but still.
After that my taste runs to chocolate mixed with caramel

I'm not a fan of sweets really
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Islandmur wrote:Dark is best there is this dark chocolate with seasalt grains... yummy I can't eat more than 2 squares but still.
After that my taste runs to chocolate mixed with caramel

I'm not a fan of sweets really
I'm a big fan of Dark chocolate & mint.
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I recently tried the Ghiradelli Midnight Reverie which is 86% cacao. It's edible, but I think I need to go a little lower on the % and work my way up to that.
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Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:I recently tried the Ghiradelli Midnight Reverie which is 86% cacao. It's edible, but I think I need to go a little lower on the % and work my way up to that.
Hmm, didn't know about those ones. I got some of the Ghiradelli 72% (I think) for Christmas. I prefer the 65%.
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Milk is the best, but I like the aftertaste of dark.
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I just tried the 72% cacao from Ghiradelli & it's still too bitter.
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