Page 1 of 1

What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:33 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
Milk, dark, white?

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:37 pm
by aels
White or milk are equally nommy but I picked white because the Milkybars are on me. Dark chocolate is horrible and I hate it. If I want to taste something bitter and unpleasant, I'll just look at a successful person who is the same age as me and then swallow my own bile.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:42 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
I actually like all three. If I had to choose, I'd actually take dark chocolate for the health benefits, but since this isn't about which one is healthier...

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:47 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
Dark chocolate is of the devil. And it's a lot more toxic to dogs than milk chocolate and that alone is enough to put a hex on it and ban it from civilization. Never tasted white so no comment.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:29 pm
by CashRules
Gypsy-Vanner wrote: Never tasted white so no comment.
You never ate a Zero bar? Women are weird.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:13 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
While I like chocolate enuff, I'm just a casual fan, its not something I eat or think about unless someone else buys it and physically puts it in front of me.

Like creamy/sweet over tart so either one of White or Milk works - dark is something I usually use just to cook with.

Out of Milk or White, I probably prefer Milk

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:45 pm
by Gendo
All but 1 of the responses to this pole are completely incorrect, and I'm ashamed to know you people.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:41 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
And what pole would you be referring to? The one on stage that's a bit sticky with unspecified bodily secretions or the one you are apparently going to need to climb yourself out of that awesome grammar mistake?

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:51 pm
by aels
Maybe he means that Unvoiced_Apollo is secretly Polish.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:53 pm
by CashRules
Now I'm wondering just how much experience Dragon has with a certain kind of pole and how much trouble I'm in for making this post.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:34 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
Aren't Polish people called Pollock's? So like one Polish person would be a Pollock and two or more would be Pollock's? Or is Pole more urban slang for them Pollack's? I want to be politically correct and all in my slang usage.

And Cash...it's been nice knowing you. [bye]

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:37 pm
by aels
Over here, Polish people are Poles. I had always heard that Polack was something of a pejorative.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:47 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
Well darn tootin! You Learn something new every day!

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:47 pm
by aels
I am fun *and* educational!

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:51 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
I am looking forward to our future educational sessions.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:55 pm
by CashRules
Um, Pollack is a bigoted slur over here as well.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:08 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
It's Pollock, not Pollack. Get your bigoted slurs right man. [eyes]

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:15 pm
by aels
It's all of them, you silly bobs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polack

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:04 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
Gypsy-Vanner wrote:Dark chocolate is of the devil. And it's a lot more toxic to dogs than milk chocolate and that alone is enough to put a hex on it and ban it from civilization..
So, what i gather from this is that you give food to your dog that's toxic to them, just less toxic than dark chocolate [none].

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:47 pm
by Gypsy-Vanner
[none] back at ya.

Dark chocolate tastes bitter to me so I avoid it at all costs but I thought it would sound more funny to blame it on dogs. Because I'm cool.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:37 pm
by Pope Bucky
Why did the Polack think his wife was trying to kill him?

He found her bottle of Polish Remover.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:45 pm
by Pope Bucky
Dark is the best.

White doesn't even have Cocoa solids in it, so it's techically not chocolate. It's using its privilege to claim the name chocolate.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:35 pm
by Islandmur
Dark is best there is this dark chocolate with seasalt grains... yummy I can't eat more than 2 squares but still.
After that my taste runs to chocolate mixed with caramel

I'm not a fan of sweets really

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:45 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
Islandmur wrote:Dark is best there is this dark chocolate with seasalt grains... yummy I can't eat more than 2 squares but still.
After that my taste runs to chocolate mixed with caramel

I'm not a fan of sweets really
I'm a big fan of Dark chocolate & mint.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:17 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
I recently tried the Ghiradelli Midnight Reverie which is 86% cacao. It's edible, but I think I need to go a little lower on the % and work my way up to that.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:18 pm
by Gendo
Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:I recently tried the Ghiradelli Midnight Reverie which is 86% cacao. It's edible, but I think I need to go a little lower on the % and work my way up to that.
Hmm, didn't know about those ones. I got some of the Ghiradelli 72% (I think) for Christmas. I prefer the 65%.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:13 pm
by CashRules
Two people are wrong and four people are horribly wrong.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:31 am
by Cassius Clay
Milk is the best, but I like the aftertaste of dark.

Re: What chocolate type is best?

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:40 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
I just tried the 72% cacao from Ghiradelli & it's still too bitter.