The Pitters' Place

She's doing her best to get him into the UFC. It's not going to happen. In a boxing match he would knock her out by the third round, but she'd recover from her bruises in a few days and be right back doing what she does. There's no reason for her to agree to a match where she's only allowed to use about a third of her fighting skills. In an MMA fight, he has zero chance of even making it beyond the first round and there's a high probability he could end up in a wheelchair and she would definitely make him cry and beg. There is absolutely nothing he could do to even defend himself.