Ever accidentally saying "I love you" to people you don't...

[Cassius Clay]

...love or don't even have a personal relationship with?

I was just leaving someone a voicemail about an appointment; and because I habitually say "I love you" at the end of a message I'm leaving for my mother or my girlfriend, I almost fucking ended the message that way but luckily caught myself. Christ. Close call.

[aels]

You could have brightened that person's day.

[Blade Azaezel]

I haven't done that, but because I answer the phone at work so much these days, when taking a personal call at home I will usually catch myself trying to open the conversation as I do at work, "Primary Solutions, how can I help?".

[aels]

I don't answer my phone. Problem solved.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

I keep finding myself having to bite my tongue when talking on the phone since most of my phone interactions are with my mom.

Because of the habit I picked up finishing our conversations with "I love you", I accidentally said it to one of my guy friends.

[Blade Azaezel]

I don't answer my phone. Problem solved.

I bet you once called a teacher 'mum' though. That's something I think most people have done at least once. I occasionally find myself putting my hand up in the office to get the attention of my manager. That's weird.

[aels]

My mum worked in my class all through primary so the lines were pretty blurred. I don't think I ever called a teacher 'mum' although when I started my job I did basically use to ask my boss for permission to go to the toilet.

[Derived Absurdity]

I told my first girlfriend "I love you" a few days after we started going out, before I realized that wasn't something you're supposed to do.

[Blade Azaezel]

I told my girlfriend "I love you" purely because a week beforehand, she got really drunk and said she loved me, then got really pissed off when I was all lyk, 'er cool, thanks?'. Figured it was the easiest thing to move things along

[aels]

You old romantic!

[Blade Azaezel]

You old romantic!

Who says Chivalry is dead? Not me

[aels]

Whereas I have never said 'I love you' first because I like to remind everyone who is in charge.

[Blade Azaezel]

Whereas I have never said 'I love you' first because I like to remind everyone who is in charge.

I don't say it first because I don't know what love is

[aels]

I have an instructional video that may help you:




P.S. I know I have FB messages from you but I haven't read or replied yet because, again, I want remind you who is in charge. That or I've been busy with work and haven't been reading my messages. One of those two.

[Blade Azaezel]

One of the messages is a character description of Sarcasticor Mean. The other is just a follow up question

[Dr_Liszt]

Sarcasticor Mean is awesome.

That's all.

[Cassius Clay]

My phone doesn't let me see videos posted on here. The aels post the "What is love, baby don't hurt me" song of "I wanna know what love is, I want to show me" song.

Because the former is superior.

[aels]

I posted Haddaway's What Is Love.

[aels]

Sarcasticor Mean is awesome.

That's all.

*gasp* Has Azzy been telling you about our top secret writing? THE CAD!

[BruceSmith78]

Proof that a half-wit from Alabama is smarter than Az:

[youtube]https://youtube.com/watch?v=iEwO26Dr5k8[/youtube]

[Dr_Liszt]

Sarcasticor Mean is awesome.

That's all.

*gasp* Has Azzy been telling you about our top secret writing? THE CAD!

No.

I just feel sorrow for all the amalgam cavities I did for my thesis. I gave them to my adviser and will now be used so future generations can learn how to do a cavity properly.

[Blade Azaezel]

Sarcasticor Mean is awesome.

That's all.

*gasp* Has Azzy been telling you about our top secret writing? THE CAD!

I am either super awesome or super terrible at keeping secrets. This all depends on whether I've forgotten the secret told to me. In this case, I had not

[aels]

Well, it's not really a secret, I was just like 'If you have kicked me out of this writing project that I am failing terribly at and replaced me with Liszt, I will cry'

[Dr_Liszt]

I'm a terrible writer. Azzy knows it, he spent an entire day destroying my sentences.

[aels]

Pff, I bet you write beautifully. I don't even write. And Azzy just destroys things because he doesn't know how to love.

[Blade Azaezel]

In my defence, I was destroying her CV, which doesn't really count as proper writing. I haven't kicked you out of the project. I didn't even know you were in it Liszt can also join if she wants...

[Cassius Clay]

I posted Haddaway's What Is Love.

I wasn't talking to you, aels!

[aels]

DON'T SILENCE ME PATRIARCHY

[Blade Azaezel]

I'm a terrible writer. Azzy knows it, he spent an entire day destroying my sentences.

You should take part in NaNoWriMo this year. It could be a thing!

[Dr_Liszt]

Haha, what is it about?

[BruceSmith78]

You write a bunch of shit in November.

[Dr_Liszt]

I could be good in writing a bunch of shit.

[Pope Bucky]

a half-wit from Alabama

Redundant.

[Blade Azaezel]

I could be good in writing a bunch of shit.

at*

[BruceSmith78]

a half-wit from Alabama

Redundant.

Untrue. Alabama is also populated with dim wits and lack wits.