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I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:42 pm
by CashRules
To make it even better I'm not just a Jewish person, I'm multiple Jewish people. I was telling off anti-Semitic holocaust denying fuckwits on Youtube and that was their reaction. Then I was trolling Mike Huckabee's FB page and learned I'm also a commie. This has been enlightening, like a spiritual awakening.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:43 pm
by aels
I once got called an apologist for Islam and Islamophobic in the same week on the Religion board.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:46 pm
by Dr_Liszt
I was told I was racist against my own race. Whichever race that is, I'm ok with it.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:50 pm
by Blade Azaezel
It's amazing how much people can learn about themselves thanks to the internet!
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:51 pm
by Cassius Clay
I like being called a white knight mangina because I am one.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:54 pm
by sikax
Chx called me a Luddite when I said I didn't have a cell phone. I was 15 years old then.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:55 pm
by Blade Azaezel
Cassius Clay wrote:I like being called a white knight mangina because I am one.
You're the hero IMDb deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt you. Because you can take it. Because you're not their hero. you're a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight
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Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:56 pm
by Blade Azaezel
sikax wrote:Chx called me a Luddite when I said I didn't have a cell phone. I was 15 years old then.
Chx called a lot of people a lot of things. She was nuttier than a sackful of chimps.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:56 pm
by aels
sikax wrote:Chx called me a Luddite when I said I didn't have a cell phone. I was 15 years old then.
I once made a facetious comment that Chx took at face value, whereupon she yelled at me, then sulked because it was my fault she didn't realise I was joking.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:57 pm
by sikax
Chx's whole life is a facetious comment.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:57 pm
by CashRules
I didn't have a cell phone when I was 15 and I'm pretty sure Chx didn't either.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:58 pm
by Dr_Liszt
Someone should bring Chx back.
Oh wait.
No.
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Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:58 pm
by sikax
CashRules wrote:I didn't have a cell phone when I was 15 and I'm pretty sure Chx didn't either.
Fuckin Luddites
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:00 pm
by CashRules
That was probably the month Chx was studying the L section of the dictionary looking for words she could use as insults.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:06 pm
by Cassius Clay
Blade Azaezel wrote:Cassius Clay wrote:I like being called a white knight mangina because I am one.
You're the hero IMDb deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt you. Because you can take it. Because you're not their hero. you're a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight
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Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 6:09 pm
by BruceSmith78
The thread should end with that epic pic. Except I just made another post. Dammit!
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 6:29 pm
by Blade Azaezel
BruceSmith78 wrote:The thread should end with that epic pic. Except I just made another post. Dammit!
Fuck's sake, master Bruce.
Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:31 pm
by OpiateOfTheMasses
CashRules wrote:To make it even better I'm not just a Jewish person, I'm multiple Jewish people. I was telling off anti-Semitic holocaust denying fuckwits on Youtube and that was their reaction. Then I was trolling Mike Huckabee's FB page and learned I'm also a commie. This has been enlightening, like a spiritual awakening.
Is that why you're angry? 'cos you miss bacon? I think if I suddenly found out I was Jewish and couldn't have bacon that would make me angry too.
And a bit sad.
I'd miss bacon.
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Re: I just found out I'm Jewish.
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:35 pm
by CashRules
Yeah, I'd probably be the worst Jew in history because they can't eat rabbit either. I'm not giving up bacon or rabbit stew.