I just found out I'm Jewish.

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I just found out I'm Jewish.

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To make it even better I'm not just a Jewish person, I'm multiple Jewish people. I was telling off anti-Semitic holocaust denying fuckwits on Youtube and that was their reaction. Then I was trolling Mike Huckabee's FB page and learned I'm also a commie. This has been enlightening, like a spiritual awakening.
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I once got called an apologist for Islam and Islamophobic in the same week on the Religion board.
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I was told I was racist against my own race. Whichever race that is, I'm ok with it.
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It's amazing how much people can learn about themselves thanks to the internet!
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I like being called a white knight mangina because I am one.
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Chx called me a Luddite when I said I didn't have a cell phone. I was 15 years old then.
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Cassius Clay wrote:I like being called a white knight mangina because I am one.
You're the hero IMDb deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt you. Because you can take it. Because you're not their hero. you're a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight [none]
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sikax wrote:Chx called me a Luddite when I said I didn't have a cell phone. I was 15 years old then.
Chx called a lot of people a lot of things. She was nuttier than a sackful of chimps.
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sikax wrote:Chx called me a Luddite when I said I didn't have a cell phone. I was 15 years old then.
I once made a facetious comment that Chx took at face value, whereupon she yelled at me, then sulked because it was my fault she didn't realise I was joking.
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Chx's whole life is a facetious comment.
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I didn't have a cell phone when I was 15 and I'm pretty sure Chx didn't either.
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Someone should bring Chx back.

Oh wait.

No.

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CashRules wrote:I didn't have a cell phone when I was 15 and I'm pretty sure Chx didn't either.
Fuckin Luddites
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That was probably the month Chx was studying the L section of the dictionary looking for words she could use as insults.
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Blade Azaezel wrote:
Cassius Clay wrote:I like being called a white knight mangina because I am one.
You're the hero IMDb deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt you. Because you can take it. Because you're not their hero. you're a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight [none]
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The thread should end with that epic pic. Except I just made another post. Dammit!
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BruceSmith78 wrote:The thread should end with that epic pic. Except I just made another post. Dammit!
Fuck's sake, master Bruce.
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CashRules wrote:To make it even better I'm not just a Jewish person, I'm multiple Jewish people. I was telling off anti-Semitic holocaust denying fuckwits on Youtube and that was their reaction. Then I was trolling Mike Huckabee's FB page and learned I'm also a commie. This has been enlightening, like a spiritual awakening.
Is that why you're angry? 'cos you miss bacon? I think if I suddenly found out I was Jewish and couldn't have bacon that would make me angry too.

And a bit sad.

I'd miss bacon.

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Yeah, I'd probably be the worst Jew in history because they can't eat rabbit either. I'm not giving up bacon or rabbit stew.
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