"I don't find [X] people very attractive"

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:24 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:This thread reminds me to the dress debate that broke the internet.
The dress was gold and light blue.

YES. OBVIOUSLY. What is wrong with everyone?

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:24 pm

IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE

LEARN TO EYES

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:25 pm

Derived Absurdity wrote:I said they're blonde and it's my thread, so they're blonde. You want to say they're not, you got to make your own thread.

I'm a mod, I'm right by default.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:27 pm

Fine, I'll just go and make my own board and be right about things over there.

How do you make boards? Someone make a board for me.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:28 pm

The only person that gets to decide is Bamberbitch himself. Lol sounds like Cumberbatch.

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:29 pm

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:33 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:This thread reminds me to the dress debate that broke the internet.
The dress was gold and light blue.

That's the colors sane people saw in the photo. The actual dress, however, was not. Therefore, another nail in the coffin of the "Sometimes we just know" meme.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:34 pm

aels wrote:

... I should have referenced that. Stop being funnier than me!

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:35 pm

If it makes you feel better, today I took a big chunk out of my thumb with a pair of children's safety scissors. I R SMAERT.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:38 pm

Yes, that makes me feel much better.

How did that even happen?

I can't even cut my own hair with children's safety scissors. I've tried.

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:39 pm

I was teaching children how to make plastic bag monsters and one kid couldn't cut through his layers of plastic bag so I did it for him and it turns out that one of the layers of plastic bag that I was cutting through was, in fact, my flesh.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:46 pm

Pics of the thumb chunk or it didn't happen

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:48 pm

Pff, I put a plaster on that mess.

phe_de · Post by **phe_de** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:48 pm

aels wrote:I was teaching children how to make plastic bag monsters and one kid couldn't cut through his layers of plastic bag so I did it for him and it turns out that one of the layers of plastic bag that I was cutting through was, in fact, my flesh.

Ouch. Get well soon.

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:49 pm

Thanks. It turns out I'm not going to get paid for like eight weeks either. What is my life.

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:49 pm

Yes, I made this thread all about my life. I don't care.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:50 pm

aels wrote:Yes, I made this thread all about my life. I don't care.

Every thread should be steered toward something important.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:52 pm

I don't even remember what the thread was about. I had to look at the title to remind myself. That's how much I generally care about things.

Also, get better and stuff.

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:54 pm

Fanks dude.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:38 pm

If it makes you feel better. A few days ago I had to pick up my mom, so I locked the house and got in the car, but... the batter was dead because I left the door half open since the last time I went to uni. And then when I tried to get back to my house, I find out that.... I locked myself out.

I'M A CHAMPION!!!

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:41 pm

liszt how do we adult

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:46 pm

My younger sister called me one morning a few months ago to tell me she'd accidentally left her headlights on and her battery ran down and she needed my help.

I said "Don't you still have that battery charger I gave you a few years ago?"

She said "Yeah, but it's not working either."

I said "What do you mean it's not working?"

"I've got it plugged into to the cigarette lighter and it's not even coming on."

"Would this be the lighter on the car with the dead battery?"

"Yeah."

"Call me back in a few minutes after you've had time to think about that."

So she called back ten minutes later and said she ran an extension cord and plugged it up in the house and got her car started. I said "That's good sis." Then I looked at my niece and said "The best thing about you is you're not as dumb as your mom." She laughed and said "You mean you're not as dumb as your baby sister."

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:51 pm

Aw, you're gonna be disappointed when you find out that I do stupid shit literally all the time.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:54 pm

Yesterday, OMG, I'm going to regret telling you this, but yesterday I went to have lunch with my friend so the waiter brought me Pepsi. I tried for a minute, to open the can, without figuring out that the little thing that opens it. Was backwards.

And she was like "Let me have this." And moves the thing to the right position and opens it.

She didn't laugh or think it was stupid.

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:55 pm

You drink Pepsi, so you're good people.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:56 pm

I'm starting to think it might be a heterosexual woman thing. Lesbians have more common sense.

Yeah, I'll be going now.

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:58 pm

None of you should listen to this handsome man.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:00 pm

aels wrote:liszt how do we adult

Stop drinking Pepsi.

Post by **aels** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:01 pm

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:02 pm

I drank pepsi because the restaurant had no coke.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:02 pm

CashRules wrote:
aels wrote:liszt how do we adult
Stop drinking Pepsi.

Indeed.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:27 pm

I applaud Castor's taste. Lucy Liu and Molly Parker

Dr_Liszt wrote:If it makes you feel better. A few days ago I had to pick up my mom, so I locked the house and got in the car, but... the batter was dead because I left the door half open since the last time I went to uni. And then when I tried to get back to my house, I find out that.... I locked myself out.

I'M A CHAMPION!!!

I had live updates of this. It was hilarious.

Also Jamie Bamber looks mousey brown in the first pic and blonde in the others.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:50 pm

I changed my mind about Lucy Liu because of the freckles.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:50 pm

....just kidding, it's cute as hell on her.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:54 pm

Freckles are hot.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:17 pm

Sometimes

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:20 pm

Do you think this girl is too freckled?

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:26 pm

Nope.

Nor any of these girls. I simply like freckles.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:46 pm

^ Has a freckle fetish

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:52 pm

Those look like dalmatians.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:55 pm

soulless

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:58 pm

Nah, they just don't bother me at all.

I tend to like things that make a conventionally attractive person, look that little bit different, kinda like 'flaws' that aren't really flaws. So to take a person on this board I obviously like, big eyes is one.

Freckles is another, though she doesn't have them. It's things like that which draw me to a face though.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:00 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:Those look like dalmatians.

Bestiality has never been so appealing.

CashRules wrote:soulless

I fail to see the issue.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:24 pm

Derived Absurdity wrote:The obsession with Asian women is indeed very creepy. It's because there's an idea (I've seen it mostly in Manosphere and red pill circles) that Asian women are submissive and sexualized and overly feminine. They get their conceptions of Asians from porn and "Asian dating" sites.

The main reason this fetishization of Asian women is bad is because Asian-American women apparently experience disproportionately high rates of sexual violence. And it is believed this fetishization is a huge factor. Black women also experience a disproportionately high rate of sexual violence and harassment. Because the justice system manages to give even less of a damn when black women are assaulted(and I heard recently, but haven't verified, that it wasn't officially illegal to rape a black woman in America until about 1950).

Another reason mainstream/white feminism is a problem (and why a lot of black women distance themselves from feminism) is because a lot of those alarming rape statistics are as high as they are because of the high rates of sexual assault with women of color. But when these statistics are mentioned, women of color are often erased or they're an afterthought. The disproportionate racialized misogyny is erased. So mainstream feminism is exploiting the suffering of non-white women to advance white womanhood.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:28 pm

I just noticed that my girlfriend is lightly freckled.

What the fuck is going on?

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:40 pm

You're dating Lucy Liu.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:59 pm

Freckles are the mark of Cain...I'm breaking up with her.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:02 am

Cassius Clay wrote:Freckles are the mark of Cain...I'm breaking up with her.

A face without freckles is like a field without flowers.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:10 am

Cassius Clay wrote:Freckles are the mark of Cain...I'm breaking up with her.

As punishment for this, you'll develop freckles. It's science.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:36 am

They do say that what you hate will end up incorporating to your family. Good luck with your grandchildren.