Someone thought I was 19 today

[aels]

I don't have any point to this, I'm just jazzed as fuck. After an entire lifetime of people thinking I am way older than I am (including a uni lecturer who thought I was in my mid 30s when I WAS 21), I feel very satisfied that someone thought I am an actual literal baby. I try to be very zen about the fact that I have started getting wrinkles and it's all downhill from here (and by 'all', I mean my boobs) and the cultural obsession with youth, particularly in women, is gross as fuck, but it was still nice. And I know people are going to chime in all 'Oh, you don't like the aging process? I am 87 IMAGINE HOW I FEEL', but please remember that, as always, this is all about me

[CashRules]

Somebody was flirting with you. I need a name and address to relay this information to the LAT.

[aels]

Oh, so the only reason someone would think I looked young is because they fancy me

[CashRules]

I ...uh...I'm going to shut up now.

[aels]

[OpiateOfTheMasses]

Oh, so the only reason someone would think I looked young is because they fancy me

Or 'cos they were trying to sell you something.

Getting into a girl's knickers or her purse were the two main reasons I used to flirt outrageously with them and it'd invariably involve at some point guessing how old they and always guessing low...

But I'm sure neither of those reasons applied to you!

[aels]

MAYBE I JUST LOOK REALLY ETHEREALLY YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL OKAY




(No, he was probably being nice. But it was still nice)

[OpiateOfTheMasses]

I suspect you're right. And you look really ethereally young and beautiful.

(Did I get that right?)

[Whitey]

If the last picture I saw you post on facebook(I'm not stalking you, you just make a lot of posts ) is a guide to how you looked today, honestly I can see it. You could have passed for between 18-21.

Whereas I will never again pass for that age. I've been speculated as between 23 and 38 over the past year. (For reference, I'm almost 26)[none]

[aels]

I suspect you're right. And you look really ethereally young and beautiful.

(Did I get that right?)

You may live.

[aels]

If the last picture I saw you post on facebook(I'm not stalking you, you just make a lot of posts ) is a guide to how you looked today, honestly I can see it. You could have passed for between 18-21.

Whereas I will never again pass for that age. I've been speculated as between 23 and 38 over the past year. (For reference, I'm almost 26)[none]

YEEEEEEEEAHHHHH

And I know you're not just being nice to me because you're a coal-hearted monster. I would you at early to mid twenties. You've got a bit of a baby face, IMO. I did genuinely forget that you're nearly 26 because I kind of assume that you're perpetually about 22.

[sikax]

Oh, so the only reason someone would think I looked young is because they fancy me

No, but that's the only reason anyone would say it. There are plenty of women I find beautiful but I'll only tell them that if I'm interested in hitting on them. And, for the record, that's a terrible way to hit on someone. You should have punched him in the balls.

[Whitey]

If the last picture I saw you post on facebook(I'm not stalking you, you just make a lot of posts ) is a guide to how you looked today, honestly I can see it. You could have passed for between 18-21.

Whereas I will never again pass for that age. I've been speculated as between 23 and 38 over the past year. (For reference, I'm almost 26)[none]

YEEEEEEEEAHHHHH

And I know you're not just being nice to me because you're a coal-hearted monster. I would you at early to mid twenties. You've got a bit of a baby face, IMO. I did genuinely forget that you're nearly 26 because I kind of assume that you're perpetually about 22.

I do think I have a youngish face, I did when I was a teenager, was a total babyface. It's only my hairloss that has people pegging me as older. If I wore hats everywhere I'd have no problems.


It seems weird to me that you're 27, and that Liszt is 27 as well. I look at both and tend to assume early 20's. It's got to the point where I'm terrible at guessing ages in the 20's as I've seen early 20's looking people that are like 28-29, and there's people like you two that I know are later 20's and look younger. Stop confusing me.

[Blade Azaezel]

You're so old, my grandma thought you taught her when she was at school

[aels]

Tell your grandma I'm still waiting for her to turn in that homework.

[Cassius Clay]

I still get carded. It's a gift and a curse. It can be cool to look young for your age, but also a hassle. I think people take me less seriously 'cause they think I'm some young, naive kid. But when I grow my beard, they treat me like the manly alpha male I am.

[Boomer]

19? Maybe a 19 year old with Benjamin button disease.